They include impotence, erectile dysfunction, urinary incontinence, rectal tearing, fecal incontinence.

这些副作用包括阳痿， 勃起功，尿失禁，直肠撕裂，大便失禁。

There have even been instances of a strange side-effect in men where it can make your you-know-what painfully swell and cause permanent damage!

甚至有一些实例显示该毒液对男性有一种诡异的副作用，它会使男性的某个部位长时间地异常勃起（伴随疼痛）并且对该部位产生永久性的伤害（阳痿）！！！

Side-effects such as erectile dysfunction and incontinence are not only unpleasant, but expensive to treat.

副作用，如勃起功及尿失禁，不仅令人不快，而且治疗费用昂贵。

And in men, it can cause erectile dysfunction.

另外会使男性有勃起功的。

Visiting Tokyo, he was delighted when the prime minister congratulated him on his “erection”.

访问东京时，他受用于首相对他“勃起”的祝贺。

Any longer, and the issues can spread beyond your mouth and into your blood, causing inflammation throughout your organs and increasing the likelihood of erectile disfunction, head and neck cancer, chronic heart disease, and even dementia development.

这些问题会散到你的口腔之外，进入你的血液，导致你整个器官的炎症，增加勃起功、头颈癌、慢性心脏病，甚至痴呆症发展的可性。

Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No. No. No, no, homo habilis was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect.

南方古猿不应该在那里展览的。不… 人是直立行走（与“勃起”同词）的，南方古猿不是完全直立行走的。

Your c. t. show s a tumor on your lower spine which is pressing against your cavernous nerve. Which is causing the erection.

CT显示在你的脊椎下端有一个肿瘤压迫着控制勃起的神经。导致勃起。

In a 2012 study, it was found that 53% of the patients with erectile dysfunction also had severe periodontitis.

在 2012 年的一项研究中发现，53% 的勃起功有严重的牙周炎。

You want to see my first boner, or should we go straight to the moment I discovered interdimensional travel?

你想看我第一次勃起吗，是要直接去看我发现次元穿越方法的那一刻？

Well, that could lead to erectile disfunction.

这可会导致勃起功。

(Laughter) We know over twice as much about erectile dysfunction.

（ 笑声）我们对勃起功的了解是现在的两倍多。

These are libido boosting chemicals or erection producing chemicals.

这些是提升性欲或促进勃起的化学物质。

I think if you can't get it up, that's the universe telling you, you're done.

我认为，如果你无法勃起，那是宇宙在告诉你，你已经完事了。

First up on Cyborgasm, this device hopes to treat erectile dysfunction.

在Cyborgasm节目中首先登场的是这款设备，它旨在治疗勃起功。

I hate when people call erectile dysfunction ED because it just spells my name.

我讨厌别人把勃起功简称ED，因为这刚好拼出了我的名字。

But I think as men get older and have kids and whatever, and life is full of responsibility, even men are just like, they don't go from being tired and having a long day to having an instant erection.

但我认为，随着男性年龄增长、成家立业，生活中充满责任，即便是男性， 也不会从疲惫不堪、度过漫长一天的状态， 瞬间转变为勃起状态。

One sleep researcher joked that these two are connected because what happens is dreams fly around through the ether and then their erections serve as antennas so you pick them up.

一位睡眠研究人员开玩笑说，这两是有联系的，因为梦在以太中飞来飞去，然后它们的勃起就像天线一样，所以你可以拾取它们。

There was also the antidepressant, Cymbalta, which surpassed a billion dollars in  sales just 3 years after launch and Cialis for erectile dysfunction which took 5 years to hit  the same mark.

有抗抑郁药欣百达，该药物在上市后仅3年销售额就超过了10亿美元， 以及治疗勃起功的希爱力， 该药物用了5年时间达到同样的销售额。

For instance, while erectile dysfunction affects a much smaller percentage of people than vaginal yeast infections, there's about 6 times more research on the subject.

例如，与阴道酵母菌感染相比，勃起功影响的人群比例要小得多，但对这个问题的研究大约是后的 6 倍。