I'd be happy if the thing would just make copies without jamming.

只要复印时不我就很高兴了.

The machine keeps jamming papers all day long.

这个机器一整天都在不停地。

Of course we've corrected the problem with jamming in this model, and it automatically collates too.

这一型号当然解决了的问题.而且它还能自动核对.

The last model we bought from you jammed every time I had an urgent project.

我从你这儿买的前一型号产品总是在我有紧急任务时.

Replace our screensavers with sunrises, Palm Pilots with palm trees, jammed copy machines with— man, I really hate jammed copy machines.

用景色取代我们的屏幕保护程序、用棕榈树取代掌上电脑、的复印机用－－老天，我真的超讨厌的复印机。

The copier tends  to break a lot, or the paper gets jammed.

复印机经常坏掉，或者。

My original didn't come out of the feeder and there's a paper jam.

我的原件没有从进器中且现。

One day, he hands me this manila envelope.

有一天 他递给我个信封。

It caused a jam in the printer.

【jam】这导致打印机。

The weight and texture of your printer paper is often what causes these jams.

打印的重量和质地通常是造成这些的原因。

14. The machine keeps jamming papers all day long.

这个机器一整天都在不停地。

The machine bores a hole through the cards.

【bore】机器会在上打一个孔。

Also the printer keeps jamming with paper and the wifi keeps dropping.

而且打印机总是，wifi 也经常掉线。

Bend back the card and cut along the fold.

【fold】打开折好的，然后沿褶痕剪开。

It was almost as if it had an " urgent project" sensor that caused it to jam if my project was critical.

好象它有紧急任务感应器, 一到我有重要任务, 它就.

So, to make 'the magic tube trick' we just need two pieces of card of the same colour, some sticky tape, scissors and some ribbons.

为了制作“魔术管魔术”，我们只需要两张相同颜色的，胶带，剪刀和丝带。

It was a simple paper jam, but you would have thought they were diffusing an atomic bomb, it took them 45 minutes.

这是一个简单的， 但你会以为他们在扩散原子弹，他们花了 45 分钟。

A common problem is a paper jam – the paper gets stuck inside the machine, and you have to open it up to try to get it out.

一个常见的问题是 - 张在机器内，您必须打开它才能将其取。

186.Hardly had I realized there was a paper jam in the printer when I stopped inserting paper and dragged out the paper in the machine slowly and carefully.

我一意识到打印机就立刻停止放，慢慢地、小心翼翼地从机器里拉张。

If you fudge this up for me by jamming or running out of toner, or just randomly deciding not to work, I promise you I will pour scalding hot coffee down your feeder tray.

如果你通过或碳粉用完为我捏造这一切，或者只是随意决定不工作，我向你保证， 我会把滚烫的热咖啡倒在你的进盘上。