Apple has always pioneered sleek beautiful design, which is why you will fucking hate the literal parade of (mumbles) you need to plug it into anything as or more complicated than a doughnut.
But the adult reality is that families are extremely good at threatening to break apart, but then also forgiving one another, and accommodating the most extraordinary challenges and tests.
So when you're off saying ''walk the plank, " " shiver me timbers" or " arrgh'', just know that unfortunately thanks to Hollywood and pop culture, pirates never really spoke like that.