When I see advertisements like this, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

每当看到诸如此类的广告时，我哭不。

You will neither laugh nor cry!

那电影会让你哭不！

I mean, at one point, Uber was even trying to look at a flying car, for crying out loud.

曾经 Uber 甚至想要尝试飞行汽车，令人哭不。

It cracks me up how there are some people who definitely do not.

让人哭不，竟然还有一些人完全不这么认为。

But yeah, uh, in seventh place with 22 points, fricking tales of wedding rings.

但确实，呃，以22分位列第，令人哭不的婚戒故事。

And when he delivered it, we were all like crying laughing.

当他说出这句话的时候，我们都哭不。

William Shakespeare's words make us laugh and cry.

莎士比亚的话让我们哭不。

They're that one who gets asked to give a wedding toast and gives just a devastating roast instead.

他们就那种被邀请在婚礼上致辞，却偏偏要来一场令人哭不的调侃的人。

And if you knew Wayne, you would have been doubled over with laughter because he's just, I don't know.

如果你认识韦恩，你肯定会后合，因为他就那种让人哭不的人。

There are few things less pleasing to the Lord, and less productive, than an engineering department that rapidly turns out beautiful blueprints for the wrong product.

如果工程部继续不断地为一种销路不好的产品画出大批漂亮的图纸来，这种浪费简直会叫人哭不。

I heard you were a bit of a troublemaker in your school days Yeah, people say, you know the darndest things don't they?

我听说你在学生时代有点儿调皮捣蛋。啊，人们常说，你知道最令人哭不的事情，不吗？

Meanwhile, the shoe company Crocs is teaming up with McDonald's for a shoe collab, resulting in these grimace cozy sandals and the Hamburglar clog.

与此同时，鞋业公司卡骆驰与麦当劳携手合作推出了一款鞋履联名系列，其中包括这款令人哭不的奶昔大哥毛绒凉鞋以及汉堡神偷木屐鞋。

I've seen people cry and laugh out loud, like, laughing their tears out, in Spain and in the States and in England and in Switzerland, in France.

我在西班牙、美国、英国、瑞士和法国看到过人们哭不，就那种边哭边的样子。

You're, you know, you're trying to figure out if you have some sort of an anxiety disorder and next thing you know you're getting damn emails from a local men's bar or whatever.

你在努力弄清楚自己否患有某种焦虑症，结果下一秒就收到本地男士酒吧发来的烦人邮件，让人哭不。

I remember when we first bought it, making funny comments that the Michigan basement had to be a meth lab or had to have satanic cults just to fuck with my wife and friends.

我记我们刚买下它时，为了逗弄妻子和朋友，开玩说密歇根的地下室肯定个制毒实验室，或者藏着撒旦教派，搞大家哭不。

“Yea but coming from Dudley that's like 'I love you, '” said Harry, torn between annoyance and a desire to laugh as Aunt Petunia continued to clutch at Dudley as if he had just saved Harry from a burning building.

“的，但达力说出那样的话，就相当于说‘我爱你’了，”哈利说，哭不地看着佩妮姨妈仍然紧紧地抓住达利，好像他刚把哈利从失火的房子里救了似的。