If I'm the eye, you're the tear. If I am bagel, you're my schmear.

我是眼睛凝望，君之泪水光芒。百吉饼儿，君乃糖衣增芬芳。

No, but then perfume would be a nice thing to put on guys.

不化妆，不过一般男孩会水。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men!

这又不是一次水的牛仔抢走女友。毕坚男士水？毕坚男士水！

I feel like I'm more likely to wear perfume on a night out.

我觉得在外出的晚上更有可能会水。

So the last thing, Gris Dior, I wear fragrance every day and you know why?

所以最后一件事，Gris Dior，我每天都水，你知道为什么吗？

It is kind of like squirting perfume out.

这有点像水一样。

It's the same if you wear perfume or if you smoke.

如果你水或抽烟，情况是一样的。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.

这不是我一次水的牛仔抢走女孩子了。

And a misty valley is azure blue.

门外奇花布锦，桥边瑶草。

She's not naked. She's wearing the perfume.

她没有裸体。她在水。

Don't put it on like perfume.

不要像水一样它。

I don't always think to put on perfume in the morning.

我并不总是想着在早上水。

And then you just do one little spray (perfume spraying) at a little bit of a distance.

然后你只需要一小下（水），稍微保持一点距离。

Hey, I'm just... It's one of those places you walk in and somebody sprays you with perfume.

嘿，我只是...那种地方一进去就有人朝你水。

Spray cologne at Bimbel's Department store.

我只是在宾贝儿店里水的。

You have to spray your perfume from far away; otherwise it will stay in your clothes.

你必须从远处水；否则它会留在你的衣服里。

I don't wear, when I wear cologne, I have this, I have a little travel size thing I take.

我不常水，但如果的话，我会带一个旅行装的小瓶子。

But one of the other things was putting on perfume and just always represented, like, womanhood and adulthood to me.

但是另一件事就是水，这总是代表了女性气质和成年期对我来说。

When your girlfriend puts on perfume - puts on things to make her smell better - you would say she smells good.

当你的女朋友水——做一些让自己闻起来更好的事情——你会说她闻起来很。

He neither smoked, nor used perfume, nor tried to make himself look younger, but was always spotless, and distinguished in his dress.

他不抽烟，不水，也不试图让自己看起来更年轻， 但总是一尘不染， 衣着尊贵。