A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

放屁坐垫根本称不上愚人节整人。

You, boy, ” she said suddenly to Neville, who almost toppled off his pouf.

你，男孩，”她突然对纳威说，纳威差点儿从他坐垫上掉下来。

Okay, relax. I took off the slipcovers, had them dry-cleaned and then fumigated the cushions.

好吧 淡定吧 我把家具套给拆下来 送去干洗了 坐垫也熏蒸消毒了。

Yeah, the doors slide, the seats slide.

滑动门 移动坐垫。

I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow.

我知下面有个放屁坐垫。

I've tried to zhuzh up my living room with some bright yellow cushions.

我试着用些亮黄色坐垫来装饰我起居室。

They stand over me, they start cursing and smoking and tearing up seats, y'know.

他们站在我旁，开始骂骂咧咧，抽着烟扯坐垫。

Your seat cushion functions as a flotation device, but did you know it's also fireproof?

座位坐垫其实是个漂浮装置，它还防火，你知吗？

A highchair and car seat! Wow Betty thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

高脚椅和汽车坐垫 ！哇，太谢谢你，贝蒂！真很感谢！

Your built-in tush-cushion is made of fat on top of some pretty hefty gluteal muscles.

你内置臀部坐垫是由脂肪在些相当重臀部肌肉上制成。

Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.

袜子捡起来，马桶坐垫放下来。

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.

我要上洗手间 -上完把马桶坐垫放下来。

Look, I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow!

听着，我知下有个放屁坐垫！

It's true. At the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet.

这是真。我还得为店里厕所装上个马桶坐垫。

Here, shift a cheek so I can look under the cushions...

听着 高抬贵臀让我看看坐垫下面有没有。

The Saab still smells of exhaust when he collects the sheets of newspaper from the seats.

他把坐垫上报纸收走时候，车上还是股子汽油味。

All children should be buckled in vehicles with an age- and size-appropriate car seat, booster seat, or seat belt.

所有儿都应该用与他们年龄和尺寸相符汽车安全座椅、辅助软坐垫或安全带固定在座位上。

The crown is placed on a velvet cushion, and lying near it are the golden orb and the sceptre.

王冠被放置在丝绒坐垫上，在它附近放着黄金质圆球和权杖。

I have a small one. But I have big pillows on the floor. I sit on those.

我有个小。不过我地板上有大坐垫。我可以坐在上面。

Oh, just leave the toilet seat up and the immigration people will totally think we are married.

只要把马桶坐垫立着，移民局人就会相信咱们结婚了。