Liu Tingxun tells us this, and a great deal more besides, in a glowing obituary that he had commissioned himself and which was buried along with his ceramic entourage.
King Ethelred the Unready made have let the Danish to invade and destroy much of England, but at least he gave the English speaking world one of its most popular names.
Carnegie wanted to praise his assistants even on his tombstone. He wrote an epitaph for himself which read: " Here lies one who knew how to get around him men who were cleverer than himself" .
Cherish that thought, my fat friend. One day we will carve those words upon your crypt. " We should be aboard that galley, " the dwarf said. " The fastest way to Volantis is by sea" .