My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

I hate cleaning up poo and pee.

我讨厌清大便和小便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

But chimps don't just throw poop because it's plentiful.

但黑猩猩并不为大便多才扔大便的。

Everybody poops, and every person who is born should be able to do it safely.

每个人都会大便，每个人一出生就应该够安全卫生地大便。

If you have any poo, fling it now.

如果手里有大便的话，丢过去。

Well, you know, you go number two...

道，会去大便。

Do you have any problems flushing it down at all?

大便从马桶冲走有问题吗？

And a handy window into the gut is poop.

进入肠道的便利方法大便。

And then, every couple of days, the poop would be kind of compressed.

然后每隔几天大便就会被压缩。

Right - cats for example dig a hole to bury their poo.

没错，比如猫会挖一个洞来埋它们的大便。

So they have had really loose stools recently.

他们最近大便很稀。

You can poop whenever. It doesn't really matter.

随时可以大便。那没什么关系。

I'm going to see if I can get any stool out of there.

我去看看不把大便弄出来。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也如此，必须食用自己的大便。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

You're there for one reason and one reason only, so just do it.

去那里有一个原，所以直接大便就行。

Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?

它在我的鞋里大便？哪一双？

Oh, my God! Oh, there...There's pictures of people eating poop in there!

老天… … 照片上的人在吃大便。

He pooped in my shoe. -Phoebe: Which one?

它在我鞋里大便 -哪？