I separated them by New Testament hokum, Old Testament hokum, and general nonsense.

我把它们分三大类——《新约》屁话，《旧约》屁话，和普通屁话。

" Well, if that isn't the greatest rubbish I ever heard, " cried Jo indignantly. " Why didn't you pop out and tell them so on the spot? "

“啊，这真是我所最大屁话，”乔愤慨地大叫。“你不跳出来，当场对他们这说呢？”

Okay, will someone call Guinness because you just set the world record for the biggest load of crap in one sentence. - Oh, bite me!

快来人打给吉尼斯世界记录吧。你刚破了一句话里包含最多屁话世界录。- 去死吧！

That's the thing about Andrew. He doesn't take crap from anyone. How can you not love someone like that?

Andrew就是这样人。他从不任何人屁话。你怎不会爱他这样人？

Three years, I listen to him piss and moan. For what, so he can eat the thing?

三年来，我都是屁话和无病呻吟。，就了把它吃下去？

Who wants to hear my appoo, anyone?

有人想我讲屁话吗，有人吗？

Oh, I didn't say shit on the movie.

哦，我可没在电影里说那些屁话。

" It's her fu-ur which is so funny, " giggled the girl.

“是她屁话太好笑了， ” 女孩咯咯地笑着说。

He hears other people around him always saying bellend, and so you just start doing it because it's an easier way of communicating.

他周围人总是说“屁话” ，所以你就开始跟着说了， 因这是一种更容易交流方式。

And how is she literally the only thing you've never talked about?

那你屁话都说却从没提起过她啊？

She pulls that fifth-year crap, and then you don't feel like dealing.

说一通第五年律师屁话，你就完全不想再跟她争辩了。

So all that stuff about caring about me, that was just crap?

那些所谓在乎我话 全是屁话了？

Listen, you know that 'Nobody wins, everybody has fun' crap?

着，你知道那个 “没有输赢，大伙尽兴”屁话？

Might as well have been. It's all ridiculous crap.

有最好了。 反正都是些屁话。

Says the professional bullshitter who has a brand-new vested interest in me bowing out.

狗嘴里吐不出象牙满嘴屁话你就是想说服我退出。

Here we go with the time travel nonsense again.

又要扯时间旅行屁话了。

I don't know who said knowledge was king-- just an old fart, probably-- but he was right. I see everything now.

我不知道是谁说知识就是力量这大概是屁话吧不过这是正确 我现在能看清一切。

They were the only three that even asked to be submitted, and it was because of bullshit like that.

而是只有他们三个提交了申请，就因那张报纸上屁话。

But he makes a mean bullsh-- pie.

但他这低劣屁话都能做出个馅饼了。

" I'm shrinking, I'm dying, I don't have any dreams" ...

“我缩水了，我要死了，我没梦想” 屁话。