I separated them by New Testament hokum, Old Testament hokum, and general nonsense.

我把它们分为三大类——《新约》，《旧约》，和普通的。

Three years, I listen to him piss and moan. For what, so he can eat the thing?

三年来，我听到的都是和无病呻吟。为什么，就为了把它吃下去？

That's the thing about Andrew. He doesn't take crap from anyone. How can you not love someone like that?

Andrew就是这样的。他从不听任何的。你怎么不会爱他这样的？

Who wants to hear my appoo, anyone?

有想听我讲吗，有吗？

Oh, I didn't say shit on the movie.

，我可没在电影里说那些。

" It's her fu-ur which is so funny, " giggled the girl.

“是她的太好笑了， ” 女孩咯咯地笑着说。

And how is she literally the only thing you've never talked about?

那为什么你什么都说却从没提起过她啊？

But he makes a mean bullsh-- pie.

但他这低劣的都能做出个馅饼了。

She pulls that fifth-year crap, and then you don't feel like dealing.

说一通第五年律师的，你就完全不想再跟她争辩了。

So all that stuff about caring about me, that was just crap?

那些所谓在乎我的 全是了？

" I'm shrinking, I'm dying, I don't have any dreams" ...

“我缩水了，我要死了，我没梦想” 的。

Listen, you know that 'Nobody wins, everybody has fun' crap?

听着，你知道那个 “没有输赢，大伙尽兴”的？

Might as well have been. It's all ridiculous crap.

有最好了。 反正都是些。

Says the professional bullshitter who has a brand-new vested interest in me bowing out.

狗嘴里吐不出象牙满嘴的你就是想说服我退出。

Here we go with the time travel nonsense again.

又要扯什么时间旅行的了。

They were the only three that even asked to be submitted, and it was because of bullshit like that.

而是只有他们三个提交了申请，就因为那张报纸上的。

I don't know who said knowledge was king-- just an old fart, probably-- but he was right. I see everything now.

我不知道是谁说的知识就是力量这大概是吧不过这是正确的 我现在能看清一切。

Okay, will someone call Guinness because you just set the world record for the biggest load of crap in one sentence. - Oh, bite me!

快来打给吉尼斯世界记录吧。你刚破了一句里包含最多的世界纪录。- 去死吧！

He hears other people around him always saying bellend, and so you just start doing it because it's an easier way of communicating.

他听到周围的总是说“” ，所以你就开始跟着说了， 因为这是一种更容易的交流方式。

" Well, if that isn't the greatest rubbish I ever heard, " cried Jo indignantly. " Why didn't you pop out and tell them so on the spot? "

“啊，这真是我所听到的最大的，”乔愤慨地大叫。“你为什么不跳出来，当场对他们这么说呢？”