Most of the valentine cards either had hearts on them or were very rude.

大多数卡要么上面有一颗心, 要么非常粗俗。

Blind love mistakes a harelip for a dimple.

眼里出西施。

She sat in the house day after day, pining for her lover.

她一连几天坐在房屋里, 思念着自己。

His lover turned out to be a nagger.

结果变成了个爱唠叨。

Fernand smiled piteously. “A lover is never terrible,” he said.

弗尔南多凄然微笑了一下，“一个是永远不会使害怕！”说。

She blushed at the mention of her lover's name.

她因说到她名字而脸红。

This valentine day has youthen to be perfect!

节有你才完美！

It’s a romantic story of love surviving against all odds.

这是个有历尽坎坷爱不变浪漫故事。

Their marriage culminated their long friendship.

们交友多年, 有终成眷属。

That girl eloped with her lover.

那个姑娘与她私奔了。

Harriet's extra-curricular sweetheart.

哈里特业余。

9 see joke: The person was swarmed in opern, there are a lot of geminate and didymous lovers in the audience.

歌剧院中挤满了，观众中有许多成双成对。

One tipster told the tech blog Boing Boing that he was “told by a friend” that slaughterhouses in Iraq sometimes dump blood in canals.

一位知说，一位朋友告，拉克屠宰场把血倒入这个湖里。

But take some advice paisano, learn-a how to mambo If you gonna be a square you ain't-a gonna go nowhere The Hey Mambo!Mambo Italiano!Hey Mambo!

义大利曼波 跳呀 跳呀，像个大众般摇礼a 你脚也会感到快乐—当你跳起曼波舞时 跳吧！

I don't know why intitle  “The chapped bridge”, perhaps it is a joke the earth gaggery to human!We can't find our truly blessedness without suffering pain.

“断桥”何以得名我无从知晓，也许就是地球跟类开一个玩笑吧，不经历苦难有找不到正幸福。

The best husband is the one let wife enjoy riches and honour, the best inamorato is the one appare when you need and bring pleasantly surprised everyday.

最好丈夫，是让妻子享尽荣华富贵丈夫。最好是随传随到，而且每天令我有惊喜。

Charlie came around the corner, still in his uniform, still armed, and tried not to make a face when he spied us sitting together on the loveseat.

查理直到门边，依然穿着制服，依然带着枪，以及瞧见我们一起坐在沙发时尽可能不摆臭脸。

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above meAnd all my dreams will warm and sweeter beIf you'll not fail to tell me that you love meI'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

后来，作者又加上第四段，才使得这首歌由父子间决别，变成了好似分手。这个版本中文歌词也很感也更加富有诗意。