" I'm sure you'll dazzle us all with hitherto unsuspected magical skills, " yawned Fred.

“我确定你会令我们仰慕你的，用你那目前为止还不知道是什么的魔法，”弗雷德打着哈欠说。

Now they're doing that phony linkarmdrink thingy.

现在他们居然玩那种假到爆的交杯酒。

An aide called this Eisenhower's " dirty work" .

一名助手称这是艾森豪威尔的“肮脏”。

But it had never been done before by a woman until this week when 27 year old Austrian snowboarder Anna Gasser landed the trick.

但是之前从来没有一个女人这样做过，直到本周，27岁的奥地利滑雪运动员 Anna Gasser 变出了这个。

The tricks that work on others count for nothing in that very well-lit back alley where one keeps one's assignations with oneself.

在灯火通明的小巷里，一个人只与己约会，对别人管用的就毫无意义了。

Like that little game of tag during our hunt.

就像你在我们捕猎过程中玩的跟踪。

Luckily, that trick with the breathing into the paper bag — it really does work.

幸运的是，那个朝纸袋里呼吸的的有用。

The old fly in the plastic ice cube gag.

大苍蝇在塑料冰块这种老掉牙的。

All these lies just to win a trophy?

搞这些就是为了那个奖杯吗？

All over some mild little gag you pulled?

就因为你那个温柔的小吗？

I see what you're doing.You accept an invitation to a party at the home of my sworn enemy, he tells everyone we're going to be there, and when we don't show, he looks the fool.Fiendishly clever.

我知道你的小 你接受了 去我死敌家参加派对的邀请 他就会大肆宣扬 我们俩会去而我们不去 他就成了傻瓜 很坏很聪明。

'She screamed just to bring us here. I know all her little tricks.'

“她叫喊就是要我们来。我知道她的小。”

And he says these health and fitness gimmicks are shortcuts to looking healthy.

他还说这些骗人的只不过是一些旁门左道，让人们看起来似乎很好。

Look, don't you think your boss is too smart for that trick?

瞧，你觉得你的老板会上这种的当吗？

Debate that if you want but there is no debate that Wish and Halo, two Border Collies in California have just set a Guinness World Record for performing the most tricks by two dogs in one minute.

如果你想反驳也可以，但是没有人会反对Wish和Halo是最聪明的，加利福尼亚州的两只边境牧羊犬刚刚创造了一项吉尼斯世界纪录，它们在一分钟内表演了两只狗能表演的最多。

So we were playing with that, but I think after a couple audience screenings, they're like, " Where's that truck coming from? "

所以我们在玩这个，但我认为在几次点映之后，观众会问：“那辆卡车是从哪儿来的？”

I can do a genie trick like read minds!

我可以耍精灵的，比如读心术！

What a game those children are playing! '

孩子们这是在玩什么啊！”

The old kill them with kindness trick really does stop them in their tracks.

这种“以善意杀死他们”的老的能阻止他们。

It was a trick - to introduce our hodgepodge about April Fools!

这是一个小--目的是介绍我们关于愚人节的大杂烩！