Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见犀牛排便吗？

To identify constipation precisely, researchers have developed metrics, such as the Bristol Stool Chart.

为了更好地认识便秘，研究者发明了一些比如布里斯托排便表的衡量法。

So putting Spike into his little hot tub sauna actually helps stimulate him to poop.

所以把斯派克放进他的小热浴盆桑拿实际上有助于刺激他排便。

But one thing he isn't doing is letting anything out.

但有一件事他没有做，那就是排便。

Pandas defecate more than 100 times a day, producing more than 40 lb of waste.

熊猫每天排便 100 ， 40 磅的排泄物。

That's a literal mountain of human poop every day.

那人类每天排便简直就是堆积如山。

It's no coincidence that many of our worst swear words involve defecation.

我们很多最难听的脏话都与排便有关，这绝非巧合。

" Experts recommend increasing your dietary fiber intake as a drug-free way to promote regularity."

“专家建议增加膳食纤维摄入量作为一种无药物的促进规律性排便的方式。”

" A few weeks ago, I was having problems staying regular."

“几周前，我排便不规律。”

So no matter your poop situation, there's a laxative for you.

所以无论你是什么排便状况，总有适合你的泻药。

Yes, babies can poo inside the womb.

是的，婴儿在子宫里会排便。

When they're not defecating, sea cucumbers use their butts to absorb oxygen.

当海参不排便时，它们用屁股吸收氧气。

In other words, everybody poops on a different schedule.

换句话说，每个人都有不同的排便时间表。

Drinking, eating, defecating and even mating only take up about 4% combined.

饮水、进食、排便甚至交配加起来只占 4% 左右的时间。

So we're talking about open defecation, this kind of situation.

所以我们会考虑露天排便。

But he predicted the researchers could train cows to leave solid waste too.

但他预测，研究人员也可以训练奶牛排便。

A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poops around the clock.

有几件事，现在她会吃固体食物了 所以会按时排便。

Of those forty people, 15 of them still defecate out in the open outdoors.

在这 40 人中，有 15 人仍然在户外露天排便。

But like all animals, it needs to relieve itself and that's when the magic happens.

但是，像所有的动物一样，它也需要排便，这时候，奇妙的事情发了。

Yeah, I'm talking about pooping, or defecation.

是的，我说的是排便。