Apparently it is nearly impossible to get hired at Ellen's without knowing someone and due to the nature of show business you could be starring in a Tony award-winning production one day and bussing tables the next.
I remember in my home after dinner, me and my sister would clean up and we had a little rotor of who washed up that day and who cleaned the table that day.
My friend said, you know, you really need to make sure you have a clean surface to put baby's food on because you never know what they're wiping these tables down with.
Now, we wipe tables, and we wipe walls to clean them. Right? So when something's not serious, you can wipe it. It will go away easily. Right? Unlike my last girlfriend.