The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts.

红桃女王，她做些果馅饼。

What a lovely, traditional English tart. Thank you very much.

很棒的英国传统果馅饼，谢谢！

The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts.

红桃杰克，他偷这些果馅饼。

In the middle of the room, there was a large dish of tarts.

在房子的中间，有盘的果馅饼。

Had some delicious flan in Italy.

在意利吃过很美味的果馅饼。

In the middle of the room there was a table, with a large plate of tarts on it.

房子中间有张桌子，上面摆盘果馅饼。

Do you want the last bit of cobbler?

你想要最后点果馅饼吗？

Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish.

瑞秋，许个特别的果馅饼愿望。

Okay, we're not having birthday cake. We're having birthday flan.

没有生日蛋糕 我们要吃生日果馅饼。

Okay, everybody, it's time for flan.

伙们，果馅饼时间到。

Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.

好, 我们没有生日蛋糕, 我们有生日果馅饼。

Now I get up at noon, scroll through Twitter, and shove a pop tart in my mouth.

现在我中午起床，浏览推特，然后把个果馅饼塞进嘴里。