You ever been to thailand? Thailand's great.

你去过泰吗? 那里很棒。

A vast funeral procession is making its way through the Thai capital Bangkok.

泰首都曼谷正在进行一场盛大的葬礼。

According to official statistics, Thailand's annual road death rate is almost double the global average.

官方统计，泰每年的路死亡率几乎是全球平均水平的两倍。

Did you just call me pad thai?

你刚才叫我泰炒粉吗？

Korea? Eh...let me see. I think... I consider myself as a very Korean-Thai person.

韩？让我想想，我认为我是一个非常韩化的泰。

Thai authorities plan to file charges against the temple for illegally possessing endangered species.

泰警方已经准备对该佛堂讼，讼理由为非法扣留濒危物种。

The question is whether Thailand can soon follow suit.

问题是泰是否能很快效仿。

It's also endangering other countries, notably, India and Thailand.

它也正危害着其他家，其中印度和泰最为显著。

In Thailand, clicking the fingers, clapping your hands, or just shouting " Waiter" !

在泰，敲手指、拍手、或者大喊" 服务员" ！

He asked them to put holy water on the condoms for some religious Thai people.

他请他们在安全套里放上圣水，然后分发给有宗教信仰的泰。

Earlier this year, Thailand's capital Bangkok also had a problem with air pollution.

今年初，泰首都曼谷已经遭遇了空气污染问题。

Thailand's parliament has voted to approve cannabis for medical use.

泰议会投票同意将大麻作为医用药物。

Bombings and shootings occur almost daily in Thailand's three southernmost provinces.

爆炸和枪击事件几乎每天都在泰的三个最南部的省份发生。

They are a protected species under Thai law.

它们是受泰法律保护的物种。

And revelers took to the streets for ethnic water fight, marking the Thai New Year.

狂欢者走上街头打水仗，庆祝泰新年。

And slimy snail therapy is sliding its way into spas across Thailand.

蜗牛理疗法进入了泰的温泉浴场。

Thai Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin reaffirmed his country's efforts to facilitate Chinese investment.

泰总理赛塔·他威信重申了泰为促进中投资所做的努力。

But that's only one of several ways Thailand's trying to deal with the problem.

但这只是泰试图解决这个问题的几种方法之一。

I've only been here a week, but you know, Thailand's an amazing place.

我只在此停留1周，但是你知吗，泰太美了。

Really? You never said you are going to Thailand. How I envy you!

真的？你没说过要去泰啊，好羡慕你！