It takes more than that to kill Rick and Morty, mother[bleep]!

这种小伎俩死瑞克和莫迪，混蛋！

Whoever stood you up is a jerk.

放你鸽子的人是个混蛋。

You believe what a jerk Ross was being?

你们看Ross刚才那混蛋样儿。

Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity.

别在小混蛋们身上浪费精力 联合体。

To all my ladies out there, keep up the fight, I stand right alongside you, and don't let the bastards grind you down.

对于那里的所有女士们，继续战斗，我与你们同在，并且要让那些混蛋惹你生气。

I learned from the best, you old fart.

我是师从高人 你个老混蛋。

Me too, I can't stop scratching. They are everywhere! Sneaky little jerks.

我也是，我忍住要挠。到处都是蚊子！这些鬼鬼祟祟的小混蛋。

But, don't you care that some bastard may have gotten away with murder?

难道一点都关心某个混蛋能已经逍遥法了吗？

Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似的？

You don't have to be an arse! .

你用非得这么混蛋。

Oh, he was a bastard. - I agree with you.

他是个混蛋。 -我同意。

Your father absolutely did not think you were an asshole.

你父亲绝对没把你当成混蛋。

Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an exboyfriend and I have indelible ink on my forehead!

佩妮和混蛋前男友勾搭上了，我脑门还写着大大的墨水字！

You think that I left that relationship because I'm some sort of selfish, depressed prick, which I am, by the way.

你肯定觉得我之所以离婚是因为我是个自私阴郁的混蛋 虽然我的确是。

This jerk has been terrorizing me! He broke into my house!

这混蛋吓死我了！还闯到我家里来！

And sometimes if you don't know something immediately you feel stupid and you feel wrong you feel like an asshole, it's like okay but just like if you have a little patience it's not easy.

有的时候，如果你知道什么，你会觉得自己愚蠢，觉得对，感觉自己像个混蛋，这些都没什么的，这并容易，只需多一些耐心就好。

I could say this " meme" is war but I don't have the " memes" to fight back so by all means if you find " memeing" or making " memes" of me or someone else, there's probably something " ridmemeing" with all of them.

我想说这其实是一场“表情包”大战，但我却没有“表情包”来反击，所以无论如何当你发现有“表情包”，或有人在制作我和其他人的“表情包”时，他们多少有点“混蛋”了。

You big jerk! Something always comes up at the last minute. I'm sick of it!

你这个混蛋！你总是在紧要关头有事情要处理，我真烦透了。

Are you within of those apple watch as holes? Leave me alone.

你又是用苹果手表的混蛋吗 别来烦我。

Assholes should just straight up no longer be accommodated.

混蛋应该直截了当地再被容忍。