Me too, I can't stop scratching. They are everywhere! Sneaky little jerks.

我也是，我忍不住要挠。到处都是蚊子！这些鬼鬼祟祟小。

You think that I left that relationship because I'm some sort of selfish, depressed prick, which I am, by the way.

你肯定觉得我之所以离婚是因为我是个自私阴郁 然我确是。

And you were watching, you horny toad?

你还看了，你这好色？

Are you within of those apple watch as holes? Leave me alone.

你又是用苹果手表吗 别来烦我。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他巴士人来说，布莱克是一个名昭著超级。

Again, if somebody is mean, you likely require that they be really attractive for you to give them any attention, which makes it seem like more attractive people are jerks.

相同道理，个性糟糕人，他们就要长得更秀色可餐，才能引起你注意，这样会让人觉得好看更多了。

'And who's that? ' cried the squire. 'Name the scoundrel! '

“对谁？”乡绅喊道。“把那名字说出来！”

This fat bastard is trying to move in on Morizio's business.

这死胖子生意一直想攻进马利吉欧先生地盘。

I heard everything, you lying bastard! Get your hands off her!

所有我都听到了，你个说谎！把你手拿开！

Because those are probably the assholes spreading this virus.

因为他们很有可能就是那种传播病毒。

Luckily, Olivia intervened knocking out the would-be killer with a table lamp.

幸运是，奥利维亚介入了，用台灯把那个想杀人打昏了。

Mr Millin thought him a mad bastard.

米林先生认为洛瓦特是一个疯狂。

Hey, don't laugh at him. He's my drowning moron.

嘿，别笑他 这个快淹死是我。

So they realize what a jerk she is.

让他们知道她是多一人。

It's those online paper jerks, the whole business is changing.

都怪那些线上纸业，整个行业都变了。

I know, I know, I sound like an ungrateful jerk.

我知道 我听起来像个不懂感恩。

Tell me the truth. Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers? No. No.

跟我讲实话，我是不是一个专找白痴？不，不是。

I don't know. Obviously, a bad guy. Somebody really awful, somebody like...somebody like Paul Young.

我不知道。肯定是个坏人。特别家伙，像Paul Young那样。

What? Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. Leonard's a noisy little dude in the sack.

什么 天啊 我懂我懂 莱纳德在床上是个吵死人小。

I hope the jerky was as delicious as the irony.

我希望牛肉干（）滋味和这讽刺一样足。