Anything? -Not yet. Just a lot of gibberish. Yeah, some people just shouldn't journal.

有啥发现？-还没。尽是些狗的话。是啊，有些人就该记日记。

What the fuck do you know about music?

你懂个狗音乐。

Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!

告诉你们，在牌桌上听到的任何事都是狗！

" Love at first sight is probably bullshit, right? "

一见钟情可能是狗，对吗？

Here's your stupid CDs...and your clothes and your poems!

你的烂CD，你的烂衣服，还有狗诗！

Let's just say nothing about it works.

只能说 一切都是狗。

I don't care. I think it's a crappy system for lazy moms.

在乎 认为个狗系统是懒妈妈的借口。

And when it comes to bullshit, Larry's done it all.

而讲到放狗 赖瑞什麽都做过。

While Tam prattled on about some family nonsense, I couldn't help but think about Tommy.

丹说着关于家人的狗时，忍住想到汤米。

Yeah, and here's to bull and here's to crap.

是啊，杯为，杯为狗。

It can smell bull-pucky from two counties over.

它能闻到远在十万八千里外的狗。

The last thing I need is another freakin' mystery in my life.

现在最需要的就是什么狗谜题。

We don't even need a Roommate Agreement, and I hope that sandwich does cause a party!

们甚至都需要狗《室友协议》，而且还真希望潜艇堡能招来派对呢！

You think you're such a hotshot doctor. You're not. You're nothing! I'm gonna fire you, too.

你觉得自己是个好医生。你是！你狗是！要连你也炒！

The anthropologist David Graeber wondered how capitalism could sustain so many of what he bluntly called bullshit jobs.

人类学家大卫·格雷伯想知道资本主义怎么能维持么多他直言讳地称之为狗的工作。

I don't care about rick's stupid restaurant! I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me!

在乎什么狗" 瑞克家" 饭店！也在乎他想把你从夺走！

So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

所以你问什么造就个最伟大的国度，真懂你在放什么狗。

These scribbles are a bunch of cockamamie balderdash!

些鬼画符全是忽悠人的狗！

And I'm here to fix your backward-ass country.

是来拯救你们狗倒灶的国家的。

Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know.

你听说嘛，需要那个什么狗安全感的人是。