So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

所以问我什么造就了这个最伟大国度，我真不懂在什么屁。

Anything? -Not yet. Just a lot of gibberish. Yeah, some people just shouldn't journal.

有啥发现？-还没。尽是些屁不通话。是啊，有些人就不该记日记。

What the fuck do you know about music?

懂个屁音乐。

" Love at first sight is probably bullshit, right? "

一见钟情可能是屁，对吗？

Here's your stupid CDs...and your clothes and your poems!

CD，衣服，还有屁诗！

Let's just say nothing about it works.

我只能说 一切都是屁不通。

I don't care. I think it's a crappy system for lazy moms.

我不在乎 我认为这个屁系统是懒妈妈借口。

And when it comes to bullshit, Larry's done it all.

而讲屁 赖瑞什麽都做过了。

While Tam prattled on about some family nonsense, I couldn't help but think about Tommy.

丹说着关于家人屁时，我忍不住想汤米。

Yeah, and here's to bull and here's to crap.

是啊，这杯为了牛，这杯为了屁。

It can smell bull-pucky from two counties over.

它能闻远在十万八千里外屁。

The last thing I need is another freakin' mystery in my life.

我现在最不需要就是什么屁谜题。

Look, all I'm saying is that this whole " it takes two to mess up a marriage" theory is bull. The problems that we have are because of her.

听着，我想说就是“一个巴掌拍不响”这个理论是屁。我们之间问题都出在她身上。

Now, if you're not intentional about how you're using that time, you're going to end up defaulting to the random shit that we default to when we're students, i. e. totally wasting time.

现在，如果没有意识是如何利用这些时间，最终会陷入学生时代我们会默认去做随机屁事物中去，也就是说，完全浪费时间。

(There is a whole genre of jokes about what MBA — Master of Business Administration — really stands for: " Mediocre But Arrogant" , " Management by Accident" , " More Bad Advice" , " Master Bullshit Artist" and so on. )

（关于 MBA——工商管理硕士——真正代表什么，有一大堆笑话：“平庸但是傲慢”（Mediocre But Arrogant）、“意外管理”（Management by Accident）、“更多馊主意”（More Bad Advice）、“屁大佬”（Master Bullshit Artist）等等。

I don't care about rick's stupid restaurant! I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me!

我不在乎什么屁" 瑞克家" 饭店！我也不在乎他想把从我这夺走！

The anthropologist David Graeber wondered how capitalism could sustain so many of what he bluntly called bullshit jobs.

人类学家大卫·格雷伯想知道资本主义怎么能维持这么多他直言不讳地称之为屁工作。

We don't even need a Roommate Agreement, and I hope that sandwich does cause a party!

我们甚至都不需要屁《室友协议》，而且我还真希望这潜艇堡能招来派对呢！

You think you're such a hotshot doctor. You're not. You're nothing! I'm gonna fire you, too.

觉得自己是个好医生。不是！屁不是！我要连也炒了！

One might even say they've been working like dogs in the service of English's semantic  expansion, unless, of course, you're one of those who believes our language is going to the  dogs: Then it might just be a dog-gone shame.

有人甚至可以说他们在为英语语义扩展工作得像一样勤勉，当然，除非是那些认为我们语言正在走下坡路人之一：那么这可能真是一场屁不如遗憾。