The troubled Swiss bank had to turn to Switzerland's central bank for support in the market meltdown, and will borrow up to SFr50bn ($54bn) to bolster its liquidity and buy back some of its debt.
Taking a second cookie might not seem like a big deal, it's certainly not the same as a dictator deciding to keep extra taxes for themselves in their Swiss bank account or something.
Do you remember a time not so long ago when banks, especially Swiss banks, dropped interest rates on short-term deposits so low that they were essentially charging customers for the privilege of holding their cash?
After a lengthy debate, the Greek parliament has expected to vote later on whether politician should face a criminal investigation from mishandling an inquiry into suspected tax evaders with a Swiss Bank account.
Jordan Royal Palace has described leaks about hundreds of millions of dollars held by King Abdullah in Swiss bank accounts as inaccurate, odd and misleading.
The principality has long been popular with European tax dodgers, but growth accelerated when Swiss banks hawked Liechtenstein foundations to clients worldwide.