Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

么？你算上痔疮和呕吐怀孕，倒的确错。

Officially, it was a nasty bout of hemorrhoids.

官方的说法，他的死因严重的痔疮。

It could be my hemorrhoid commercial.

也可能我那个痔疮药的广告。

Because when you sit and strain for too long, you can get things like hemorrhoids.

因为当你久坐并用力过久时，可能会得痔疮。

The right position can actually help prevent other issues like hemorrhoids or constipation.

正确的姿势实际上有助于预防其他问题，如痔疮或便秘。

Meanwhile, TikTok could be giving you hemorrhoids.

与此同时，抖音可能会让你得痔疮。

It looks like Paddington Bear if he had multiple hemorrhoids.

它看起来就像帕丁顿熊长了多个痔疮似的。

Below hippo hemorrhoids, but above your parents' sex life.

比河马的痔疮好，但比你父母的性生活差。

Ideas range from the bubonic plague to some kind of STD to hemorrhoids.

关于其起因的猜测五花八门，从黑死病到某种性传播疾病，再到痔疮，一而足。

I know this upsets the putinoids and gets their hemorrhoids in a... Particularly bad state.

我知道这会让普丁的支感到安，让他的痔疮... 尤其... 恶化。

That's going to be a long poop. You're going to have some hemorrhoids after that.

这将一个很长的便便。之后你就会得痔疮。

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔疮搏斗 我注定吃败仗。

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔疮都能享用。

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔疮垫呀？

The organic Preparation H in that basket.

篮子里的有机痔疮膏。

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔疮。-我听太一样。我能讲完吗？

We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.

我再有痔疮问题了。

Jay, that gives me hemorrhoids, yo.

杰伊，那让我痔疮发作，伙计。

No matter what you call it, if you have hemorrhoids, your tushy is no laughing matter.

论你怎么称呼它，如果你患有痔疮，你的臀部可一个好笑的话题。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

仅仅这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔疮。