You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

你毁了我容忍痴能力。

You're the only moron in the whole world who actually likes Monday!

你是全世界唯一一个真心喜欢星期一痴!

So, um, how do you maintain such a dork-less clientele?

你们是如何保持没有痴客人环境？

Daniel's got a nerve, pretending he knows it all - perhaps it's just nervous energy that makes him such an idiot!

丹尼尔还真有种，假装自己什么都懂——也有可能只是因为紧张才让他表现这么痴。

I'm like, " Dude" , there's also the flip side where I would feel kind of like an idiot walking around without a shirt on just 'cause that's not my style and truthfully I'm no Hemsworth.

我会懊恼地喊他一句“老兄”。另一方面，我也会觉得自己是个不穿衣服到处走痴，不是我。老实讲，我也不像海姆斯沃斯有么好身材。

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

这是我听痴事情了。

We are, rather, strong enough to be weak; to let our silliness, our idiocy, our anger and our sadness show, confident that these do not have to be the final verdicts on who we are.

我们足够坚强去展现弱点，别再隐藏愚蠢痴一面了，尽情宣泄怒火、排遣忧伤，要知道所有这些都不是评判我们终裁定。

Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?

Jerry怎怎怎么办 W-w-w-what about Jerry? 你们至少把我女儿痴解冻了行吗？

The facts were clear and the logic impeccable. So disagreement was a sign of idiocy.

既然事实清楚，逻辑不可辩驳，么，再有不同意见就是痴表现。

Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.

哦，请你原谅我。我不是有意叫你痴，上帝。

For instance, if the woman who wrote me that letter told her friends what happened, they would probably offer her what's called " idiot compassion."

比如，倘若个给我写信女士告诉她朋友发生了什么，她们可能会给她提供所谓“痴同情”建议。

But mostly, gentlemen, the primary characteristic that a woman is looking for is a man that isn't an arse—something that will be made much, much worse if you inject yourself with steroids. Ironically.

但重要是，先生们，女人寻找主要特征是一个不是痴饭桶男人——如果你给自己注射类固醇，情况只会变得更糟。这很讽刺。

He gives me this look, like I'm a complete idiot, and just walks away.

他看了我一眼，好像我是个十足痴，然后走开了。

And increased levels of sex hormones can make animals act like complete idiots.

性激素水平增加会使动物表现得像个十足痴。

" Yeah, " said Sirius, " Stupid idiot...he joined the Death Eaters."

“是啊，”小天狼星说，“愚蠢痴......他加入了食死徒行列。”

You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid hawaii.

等你意识到它不是巧克力条时 已经太晚了 痴夏威夷。

" They're supposed to be you blithering idiot! " shouted McGonagall.

“他们应该这样，你这胡言乱语痴！”麦喊道。

But they're … they're told by an idiot.

可是，它们是… … 是一个痴所讲故事。

" Watson, you idiot! " Holmes says. " Someone has stolen our tent! "

“华生，你真够痴！”福尔摩斯说。“有人偷了我们帐篷！”

Oh, it's like the lamest thing you've ever said.

是你说痴话。