This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

这是我听过最白事情了。

You wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.

也没什么 只是个白漫画故事。

See, it's not sucking chi that makes me special.

看吧 不是白气让我与众不同。

Right now I have to take abuse from these morons.

现在开始我不得不面对这帮白羞辱了。

So It's a combination of COVID and idiot and it's wordplay.

所以它是冠状病毒和白组合，是文字游戏。

Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.

哦，请原谅我。我不是有意叫白，帝。

You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid hawaii.

等意识到它不是白巧克力 经太晚了 白夏威夷。

Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.

不光是这次逼我参加白圣诞晚餐。

The facts were clear and the logic impeccable. So disagreement was a sign of idiocy.

既然事实清楚，逻辑不可辩驳，那么，再有不同意见就是白表现。

And they scribbled things on the sidewalk in the schoolyard—Moron's Sister and Dummy Gordon Family.

他们还在校园走廊画了些东西——‘白妹妹与笨蛋高登家族’。

We laughed together at the idiocy and sheer impossibility of such a moment.

然后我也大笑起来。我们一起为这种白，全无可能行径大笑了许久。

" Watson, you idiot! " Holmes says. " Someone has stolen our tent! "

“华生，真够白！”福尔摩斯说。“有人偷了我们帐篷！”

So, did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking space fight, too? For hours.

昨晚是不是也得听他抱怨那场白停车位大战，抱怨了好几小。

Find the abductor of a young girl, or choke down cuisine in a room full of gits.

我是选择追捕诱拐少女罪犯，还是去满是白饭店勉强吃菜呢。

Oh, well. That low level teabag human druid?

那个低等白德鲁伊人类?

You're the only moron in the whole world who actually likes Monday!

是全世界唯一一个真心喜欢星期一白!

You mean, some guy in a lame suit? Or a real Batman. Hey, Stuart?

是说穿着白变装服人吗，或者是真蝙蝠侠，斯图尔特？

Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot, all right?

白不只是我？

And that's all without some idiot getting their ship stuck inside.

这样就不会有一些白把他们船卡在里面了。

That's exactly what this idiot means, change your plans.

这正是这个白意思， 改变计划。