You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

你毁容忍白痴能力。

So, um, how do you maintain such a dork-less clientele?

你们是如何保持没有白痴客人环境？

You're the only moron in the whole world who actually likes Monday!

你是全世界唯个真心喜欢星白痴!

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

这是听过最白痴事情。

Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?

Jerry怎怎怎么办 W-w-w-what about Jerry? 你们至少把女儿白痴解冻行吗？

The facts were clear and the logic impeccable. So disagreement was a sign of idiocy.

既然事实清，逻辑不可辩驳，那么，再有不同意见就是白痴表现。

Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.

哦，请你原谅。不是有意叫你白痴，上帝。

He gives me this look, like I'm a complete idiot, and just walks away.

他看眼，好像是个十足白痴，然后走开。

And increased levels of sex hormones can make animals act like complete idiots.

性激素水平增加会使动物表现得像个十足白痴。

And that's all without some idiot getting their ship stuck inside.

这样就不会有些白痴把他们船卡在里面。

" Yeah, " said Sirius, " Stupid idiot...he joined the Death Eaters."

“是啊，”小天狼星说，“愚蠢白痴......他加入食死徒行列。”

You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid hawaii.

等你意识到它不是白巧克力条时 已经太晚 白痴夏威夷。

" They're supposed to be you blithering idiot! " shouted McGonagall.

“他们应该这样，你这胡言乱语白痴！”麦格喊道。

But they're … they're told by an idiot.

可是，它们是… … 是个白痴所讲故事。

" Watson, you idiot! " Holmes says. " Someone has stolen our tent! "

“华生，你真够白痴！”福尔摩斯说。“有人偷们帐篷！”

You wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.

也没什么 只是个白痴漫画故事。

Oh, it's like the lamest thing you've ever said.

那是你说过最白痴话。

I was an idiot for doubting you.

是个白痴居然质疑你能力。

Well, that's better than what these meatheads cooked up.

那也比这些个白痴干好啊。

Tell me the truth. Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers? No. No.

跟讲实话，是不是个专找混蛋白痴？不，不是。