I'm sorry, but it just might be easier to enjoy this unsparing look at life's castoffs if I knew that afterwards, we were gonna walketh over there and goeth to the bumper cars.
Also, for all it's worth, I don't think losing the right to drive bumper cars or go to the zoo was at the top of anyone's list of concerns when the Taliban took over.
We passed an afternoon at the Iowa State Fair, riding bumper cars and shooting water soakers to win stuffed animals, as photographers jostled for position, shoving their lenses in our faces.