So I have speech. It is fully scripted and well-rehearsed. Are you ready for it?

我有话要说。我可打了稿还演练了好久呢。你准备好没？

That was not in the script.

这不在稿中。

Ok so that was much more difficult, not using the text.

好，不看稿，确比刚刚难多了。

Look at this wonderful script that I wrote and we're presenting right now.

看看我写，我们现在正在呈现精彩稿。

Last of all, the chief editor read it and approved it.

最后主编审读了这篇稿，批准发表了。

Reading a script down at a call center for two hours a day.

每天在客服中心念两个小时稿。

This is the type of script that I want you to write now.

这就是我想让大家写那种类型稿。

Every editor knows that many journalists only deliver their articles when the deadline is imminent.

每位编辑都知道很多记者都是在临近截止日期时候才交稿。

Editing his stuff cannot be easier because hardly anything needs to be changed.

编辑它稿实在太轻松了，因为几乎没有任何东西需要修改。

Do I feel like the staff gave me this script for a particular reason?

我是否觉得工作人员给我这份稿是有特别原因？

And I went, oh, ding, ding, ding.

然后我说噢，好吧，看到稿上都是" 叮叮叮" 。

Uh, have a classmate read your draft. I think that's a great idea.

让你同学读读你稿，我觉得这主意很好。

If you want to give your speech, go ahead.

如果你想按那稿讲 就这样做吧。

Whatever they say, you can find the answer to it, here in the script.

不管他们说什么 你都会在稿里找到标准解答。

" I don't want any PR man touching my copy, " Wozniak snapped.

" 我不想任何公关人员碰我稿。" 沃兹恶狠狠地说。

'Yes, papa. The book was printed a month after I sent it to the publisher.

是，爸爸。我把稿寄给出版商一个月后，这本书就开始印刷了。

I asked for copy five minutes ago.

我五分钟前就催过稿呢。

" Tell his father that I crumpled his papers. See what he says then."

“告诉他爸爸是我弄皱了他稿，然后看他怎么说。”

You know they asked me to kind of stay on course or whatever the case may be.

主办方让我照着稿讲。

Oh, yeah. Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.

喜欢，爱刚烧了乔稿。