Gross. I might have just touched one of Morty's loads.

恶 我好像碰到了Morty精液。

It's a silly topic, but cow blanks are a serious climate issue.

这是个愚蠢话题，但牛精液却是严肃气候问题。

What a weird thing that would be to survive if you had no food.

如果没食物了，靠吃自己精液来维持生命，那可真是件怪事。

When did you start getting curious about semen retention?

你是什么时候开始对禁欲（保留精液）产生好奇？

We're talking doctor developed volume and taste supplements.

我们正讨论由医生研发提升精液体积和改善味道补充剂。

There was that bull semen hair treatment.

还有那种用公牛精液做头发护理疗法。

Many ancient civilizations, including the Greeks, believed that semen was divine and contained a man's strength.

许多古代文明，包括希腊人，都认为精液是神圣，蕴含着男人力量。

If we've got breeders out there that are trying to maintain proper semen levels for breeding?

如果我们有繁殖者正努力维持适当精液水平以进行繁殖？

Concerned conservationists began trying to breed them in captivity in the 1970s, collecting and storing semen from males.

1970 年代，关心自然资源保护主义者开始尝试圈养它们，收集储存雄性精液。

How would they even get it?

他们怎么弄到你精液？

" Hire facounde eke full womanly and plain, No contrefeted termes had she To semen wise." —CHAUCER.

“雇用 facounde eke 充满女人味和朴素，她没有对精液评价。”——乔瑟。

New York's first commercial human-sperm bank opened Friday with semen samples from eighteen men frozen in a stainless steel tank.

纽约第家商业人类精子库周五开业，里面有十八名男子精液样本，冷冻锈钢罐中。

In the very next sentence however the observed association between higher ssb intake and lower semen quality does not necessarily imply a decrease in fertility.

然而下句话中，观察到高SSB摄入量和低精液质量之间联定意味着生育能力下降。

Yeah, and so the take-homes, you know, from this were really that the longer you go without ejaculating, the larger that sample will be.

是，所以从这些建议中得出结论是，你禁欲时间越长，精液样本量就会越大。

Those on short-term organic diets do show higher levels of carotenoids, polyphenols, Vitamin C and E, LDL cholesterol, antioxidant activity, immune system markers, and ever higher semen quality.

那些短期内食用有机食品人确实体内含有更多类胡萝卜素、多酚、维生素 C 和 E、低密度脂蛋白胆固醇、抗氧化活性、免疫统标记，以及更高精液质量。

In fact, levels of testosterone are much lower in the evening and peak at 8 AM. While semen quality is best in the afternoon with 35 x106 more spermatozoa per ejaculation.

事实上，睾丸激素释放晚上要低得多，却早上8达到峰值。而精液质量最好时间是下午，每次射精增加35×106个精子。

In conjunction with ejaculation, which sees the release of sperm and other seminal fluid, the whole process for men involves around three to ten seconds of intense pleasure.

结合射精，看到精子和其他精液释放， 男性整个过程涉及大约三到十秒强烈快感。

Excess steroid use can also reduce fertility in males and females— by reducing the sperm in semen or by causing missed periods and conditions like polycystic ovary syndrome.

过量使用类固醇也会降低男性和女性生育能力——通过减少精液中精子或导致错过月经和多囊卵巢综合症等病症。

This system of tubes feeding into tubes allows all of the necessary glands to make their contributions to a moving wave of seminal fluid that helps sperm mature and perform their ultimate function — fertilization.

这个由管子组成统允许所有必要腺体为精液流动做出贡献，帮助精子成熟执行它们最终功能——受精。

If you were able to produce enough sperm, you might be able to prolong your life until you were able to get some proper food that you were forced to live on.

如果你能产生足够精液，或许可以延长生命， 直到你被迫依赖适当食物到来。