Turns out your old man's a pretty tough guy.

你坚强着呢。

Then, just because you pissed me off...

然后 因为你惹毛了。

The wild goose is a gift presented to Lao Zi by Confucius.

这只大雁是孔的礼物。

I'm gonna wash your mouth out with fist.

我要你的嘴尝尝拳头的滋味。

" My old man's all right, " Nick said.

“我也不错，”尼克说。

" My old man won't care, " Bill said.

“我才不管呢，”比说。

A figure facing Confucius with his hand resting on a stick is Lao Zi.

面对孔、手拄拐杖的那一位是。

In the Tao Te Ching, Lao Tzu compares the Tao to water.

在《道德经》中，将道比作水。

You, amigo, you can blame your old man.

而你 兄弟 要怪就怪你。

Lao Tzu and Chuang Tzu also pointed to this state in their unique ways.

和庄也以他们独特的方式指出了这种状态。

This sucks. I can't believe I wasted all that money.

难看死了。真不敢相信花了那么多钱。

This, according to Lao Tzu, is how one achieves mastery of the world.

认为，这就是一个人掌握世界的方式。

Oh, come on, we're friends, George, and I'm your boss.

别这样，我们不是朋友吗，乔治？还是你板呢。

" All I do is win, win, win. No matter what" What are you doing?

这辈只想赢。无论如何。你这是在干什么？

" Weakness is how the Tao works, " wrote Taoist sage Lao Tzu.

道家圣人写道：“弱者道之用。”

As always, this is just my opinion and understanding of Lao Tzu's words, not advice.

一如既往，这只是我对的话的看法和理解，不是建议。

Not without reason, Lao Tzu wrote that the worst leader is the one who's despised.

不无道理，写道，最糟糕的领导者是被鄙视的人。

Yeah, his old man's always going on about his kid's pictures.

是啊 他总是对那小拍的照片 跟人唠叨个没完。

Lao Tzu Generally, people admire 'strength' and look down on 'weakness.'

一般来说，人们崇拜“力量”，瞧不起“软弱”。

Poor Paula was so heartbroken, she told her mobbed-up old man.

可怜的波拉心都碎了 告诉了她混黑帮的。