Because the guys who make backpacks aren't cool.

因为做背包人很伍。

Not knowing about the internet makes me feel so premodern.

不懂因特网让感觉很伍。

It's too late to save this straggler.

想救这个伍者已为时太晚。

Because you don't want to be seen as behind the times.

因为没人愿意被看作是伍人。

Who gonna call me out when I'm being corny?

伍时候谁来告诉？

I might be super slow, but what does chef's kiss mean?

可能超级伍，但厨师吻是什么意思？

So an archaic concept is an old-fashioned idea.

所以古老概念就是伍观念。

Flipboard charts have suffered a swifter reverse.

在翻转板上画图表这种方式伍得更快。

Have fables fallen so out of fashion that the princesses have to do everything themselves?

难倒童话现在已经如此伍，公主们亲力亲为?

This is an old expression and it may sound dated.

这是个古老表达，也许听上去有点伍了。

Call the Sistine Chapel. I guess art is out.

那可是西斯廷教堂风。猜艺术已经伍了。

Others panned the color as boring, out-of-touch and unflattering.

但也有一些人认为这个颜色乏味、伍、不衬肤色。

Just like long pants, toxic machismo has gone out of style.

就像长腿裤，荼毒人心男子气概那一套已经伍了。

But I never felt like, " Oh my God, I'm missing out by not having a phone."

但却从没感觉“天哪，连手机都没有，真是伍了。”

A big reason for buying that new phone is because your current phone is slow or out of date.

人们买新手机主因素就是手头手机不是运行慢就是伍了。

Let me give you an example of the kind of broken gold standard thinking that still permeates our discourse.

让给你们举一个那种伍仍然渗透在们话语中金本位思想。

William James, the great psychologist, said that most men are old fogies at 25.

“伟大心理学家威廉? 詹姆斯就曾说过，大多数人“25岁时就成了守旧伍者”。

The theoretical pontificating of 18th- and 19th-century political economists on welfare and inequality had rather fallen out of fashion.

18世纪和19世纪政治经济学家提出关于财富和不平等理论已经伍。

Yes, I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe the term you're searching for is " O.M.G."

虽然有点伍，不过如果用一个词概括你现在感受，就是 " 天" 吧。

You are indeed behind the age!

你确实伍了！