So I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things when you were younger.

我是了件事 相信你年少无知时 肯定也过事。

Uh, you left out the stupid part.

你忘了说我们的事。

For once, I'm in trouble for something demonstrably stupid.

这次却因为这事。

I hear stupidity makes time go faster.

听听这些事打发时间。

Now why would you want to do something stupid like that?

你事啊？

Simple.Don't do anything stupid.Ok, nothing stupid.

很简单 别事就行 好的 别事。

I am only here to stop you from making an awful mistake.

我只是来阻止你事的。

You're not going to make me do something stupid are you?

你不会让我什么事吧？

I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks.

我不知道自由意味着人们会这事。

Prep our client for this stupidity.

帮当事人准备这事。

Bugs Bunny turned into a donkey when he did something stupid.

兔八哥了事，变成了一头驴。

Yeah, many people do stupid things when they're upset.

是啊，大家伤心时都会事。

Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

这几年下来 你们都没有喝醉事？

I didn't raise you to be this stupid!

我把你养大不是让你事的！

Why don't you just stop doing stupid things?

你为什么不改掉 事的习惯？

I did a stupid thing. Yeah, I guessed that.

我了件事 我猜也是。

So they can confront him and do something stupid?

好让他们去质问他然后出什么事？

Whatever idiotic thing he's done, I'm sure...

不管他了什么事 我可以保证。

But the thing is, you mustn't go doing anything stupid.”

但是紧的是，你一定不能事。”

Gals like us, we see through all the family B.S..

像咱们这样的姑娘早看清了家里的事。