Some say they're pun funny; some say they're pun laughable.

有些人语是滑稽的，有些人语是是搞笑的。

Aren't you supposed to " dog" us with puns?

不是该语了吗？

That's elevating puns to an art form yo.

我真是把语提升到了艺术的境地。

It really can't " rope" anymore time than that.

有更多的时间语了。

It let's us make puns like we didn't even " planet" .

虽然有草稿，还是让我们一起语吧。

Ohh, are you making a bad pun or just lisping?

你是在语还是口齿不清啊？

I'm Carl Azuz, gaming with puns on CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN10语。

I'm Carl Azuz with some " ursome" majorly bad puns on CNN 10.

我是CNN10会语的Carl Azuz。

So, I think I will go with -- but we don't want to make you cafe o'late.

我想语，但怕耽误大喝咖啡。

I'm Carl Azuz serving up puns for CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN 10语。

It's true I like to " pack" in a few of those before we leave.

我确实喜欢在节目结束前一些语。

And he'll just make random puns, or do silly dances.

他只会胡乱语，或者跳傻舞。

I myself am Thoroughly Educated, and I say that puns display genius.

我自己受过良好的教育，我语显示天才。

Should we wheel out a load of truck puns or serve up a latte coffee puns?

我们该卡车的语，还是拿铁咖啡的语？

I know what you're thinking, Carl's about to make some cheesy puns, and you " cheddar" believe it.

我知道你在想什么，我要些俗气的语，对了。

And to all of you who've said my puns are trash -- well, there's proof.

对于所有我的语都是垃圾的人——好吧，有证据。

It’s how they talk, the way they both like making silly puns, their attitudes and beliefs.

这就是他们话的方式，他们都喜欢愚蠢的语的方式，他们的态度和信念。

Don't blame me for our puns. Blame our viewers like those at Mt. Vernon High School in Mt. Vernon, Indiana for putting up with them.

别怪我们语，要怪就怪来自印第安纳州弗农山的弗农山高中的观众们，是他们想听的。

So sometimes you excuse yourself when you say, or use, a pun by saying, " no pun intended, " even though you intended it.

所以有时当你或使用语时， 你会为自己找借口，“有语的意思” ，即使你是故意的。

You know I " rigatta" " mascarpone" up and say linguistically " limburger" by " briely" cutting loose with all the " munsteroussss" and " gouda" puns you " camombare" .

你们知道我会用语言的魅力语。