Ever been taunted for your woeful wandwork?

你有没有因为脚的魔杖技法而受人嘲笑？

I make some sort of feeble excuse and spend most of the day in bed.

我找了脚的借口，那天大多数时候就赖在床上了。

I'm Carl Azuz with goat puns because they are tough to " bleet" .

我Carl Azuz，以上一些脚的双关语因为实在太难了。

Nothing is a surer sign of weak magic than a weakness for non-magical company.

看某人的魔法否脚最确切的一迹象，就看他对非魔法人群的喜好。

In any game, there are winners and losers, unless it's some lame co-op thing.

任何游戏都有赢和输，除非这一脚的合作项目。

As he said, he was a good man, even if he was a bad Wizard.

正如奥芝自己所说的，即使他一脚的魔术，但一好心肠的人。

And the crappy plays, trust me, were not intentionally crappy.

相信我，那些脚的剧本并不故意写成那样的。

He is too familiar, too noisy, and he cracks weak jokes.

它太放肆，太吵闹，还叽叽呱呱地说些脚的笑话。

And no, this isn't the setup to a bad joke.

不，这不一脚笑话的开头。

This was a bad joke, it had to be.

这脚的玩笑，一定的。

He defined philosophy as the finding of bad reason for what one believes by instinct.

为自己出于本能所相信的东西寻找出的脚的解释！

Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons–that's philosophy.

找出些脚理由为自己因某种脚理由相信的东西辩护——那就哲学。

Oh. -Tryin' to read somethin' into it- lame girl move.

哦。-想找点潜台词出来才女生脚的举动。

No, I don't wanna see your crappy kitchen in the background there.

不要 我不想看到你那脚的厨房作照片背景。

No, you make crappy decisions on a daily basis, Dan.

不，你每天都在做脚的决策，Dan。

Mm, yet you have time to send lame text messages to your acupuncturist.

然而你却有时间和你的针灸师发脚的短信。

And he spoke in broken English.

他说着脚的英语。

You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move. -Your mom's the sheriff.

你从窗户出去的？呃 又一脚的举动。-你妈妈可警长。

And your bad jokes. and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt.

还有脚的笑话。和你不懂掩饰自己的每一丝情感。

Are you gonna make us pretend to be a bunch of lame characters with silly accents?

你打算让我们装作一群脚的角色说着奇怪的口音?