Only the best pair of tights ever! .

世界上最棒的连裤袜。

Oh, this might sound random, but wear underwear with pantyhose.

哦，有，可能听起来很怪，在连裤袜里面要记得穿内裤。

And if I'm not getting a lot back, it's harder for me to forget I'm a 45-year-old classically trained actor in a body sock and a cape that doubles as a curtain in my van.

如果观众没什么热情，我就更难忘记我已经45岁科班出身，却穿着连裤袜披风，除了当道具，得当作车厢窗帘用。

Can I be in charge of pricing? I've been going to garage sales my whole life. Can you believe I got these pantyhose for a nickel?

能让我来负责格吗？我辈子去过无数车库拍卖。你们相信条连裤袜我只花了5分钱就买到吗？

My favorite outfit was the glittery boots and my bumblebee tights.

我最喜欢的搭配就是我的闪闪雨鞋和大黄蜂连裤袜。

I put on the skirt and blouse and open the top dresser drawer to get some pantyhose.

我穿上裙子和衬衫，打开梳妆台最上边的出连裤袜。

And they don't make those tights anymore.

而且种连裤袜停产了。

These tights don't match your outfit.

件连裤袜与你的整套衣服不相配。

Pantyhose are usually a color that is brown or a color of your skin, and they're a more formal type of clothing. You would use pantyhose for going to a business meeting if you were a woman.

裤袜通常是棕色或你皮肤颜色，是一种比较正式的衣服。如果你是女性，你会穿连裤袜去参加商务会议。

If you were a man, you wouldn't wear pantyhose unless you wanted to look like a woman, but that's a different story!

如果你是男人，那么你不会穿连裤袜，除非你做出女人的样子，但那是另一回事！

So, what happened to these gorgeous wellies and stripy tights? .

那后来美丽的雨鞋和条纹连裤袜怎么样了。

Lucy puts " on a skirt and a blouse and opens the top dresser drawer to get some pantyhose."

露西“穿上裙子和衬衫，打开梳妆台最上边的出连裤袜。”

Wear those stripy legs with pride.

骄傲地穿上你的条纹连裤袜。

I just, I really really really liked having stripy legs.

但是我真的非常非常喜欢条纹连裤袜。

Betty would likely also be wearing nude pantyhose.

贝蒂也可能穿着裸色连裤袜。

You would use pantyhose for going to a business meeting if you were a woman.

如果你是女性，参加商务会议时会穿连裤袜。

(laughing) You like pantyhose, my man, ow.

（笑着）你家伙喜欢连裤袜，哦。

You're dumping me over a pair of pantyhose?

就因为一双连裤袜，你要甩了我？

Well, except for pantyhose, you know, for rain.

哦，除了雨天穿的连裤袜。

I'm kicking these shoes off, but I may keep the pantyhose on.

我打算脱掉双鞋，但或许会保留着连裤袜。