" She tried to curse hers off."

“她想用咒语把痘去掉。”

They're not covering up any pimples or spots, you know. It's not like that.

那不能遮盖痘或粉刺。没有那种功效。

Her hair clung to her pimply cheeks in tight Little Orphan Annie curls.

她的头发打着《小孤儿安妮》式的碎卷，贴在长满痘的脸颊上。

You called in sick twice last week because you had a zit.

你上周因为长了痘 就请了两次病假。

Don't squeeze your pimples unless you want scars on your face.

除非你希望脸上有疤痕，否则不要痘。

Two things that, honestly, sound more pleasant than watching zit videos.

老实，这两件事听起来比痘视频更愉快。

More commonly known as the pimple.

坊间人称痘。

No wonder plants don't get zits.

难怪植物不会长痘。

How do you drink it? Oh, just put it in your mouth and pop it like a zit.

那要怎么喝呢？直接放进嘴里，然后像痘那样爆它。

So. We're a long way from teenage crushes and zits and crying over commercials at this point, aren't we?

所以。我们离少年迷恋和痘以及为广告哭泣还有很长的路要走，不是吗？

These hormones run through you no matter what your mood is, or whether you have zits.

不管你的心情如何，或者你是否有痘，这些荷尔蒙都会贯穿你的身体。

So leave that zit alone! Maybe ride a roller coaster.

所以别碰痘了！也许你可以去坐过山车。

Picture the last zit you had.

想象一下你的最后一个痘。

When a zit finally bursts, it can give people a really satisfying rush.

痘最终爆发时，它能给人一种真正的满足感。

It sometimes feels good to pop a zit.

有时痘感觉很好。

Instead, I want to talk about these quietly unassuming dog whelks.

相反，我想谈谈这些安静谦逊的狗痘。

But acne, zits, and pimples are the same.

但是粉刺、痘和粉刺是一样的。

Well, Danny has pimples, and he just started getting them.

嗯，丹尼长了痘，而且他才刚刚开始长痘痘。

What music of the spheres sang to that poor, vixen-haunted, pimply-faced man!

天上的音乐向那个可怜的、被狐狸精缠身、满脸痘的人唱着多么美妙的音乐啊！

I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit.

我觉得不太可能。当你得到一个新的痘时, 你给我发电子邮件。