Don't instruct me. I am not one of your witless flunkies.

别教育我 我不是你那些愚蠢的马屁精。

You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.

你们这群马屁精。

A kiss-arse is a name we give to someone who likes to suck up.

马屁精就是喜欢拍马屁的人。

Whether in school or at work, apple-polishers at work often anger those around them.

无论是在学校还是在职场，马屁精总是会让周围的人感到愤怒。

“I bet it's that one behind the statue of Gregory the Smarmy that we found in our first week. See you.”

“我猜就是马屁精里雕像后面的那条通道吧，我们进校的第一个星期就发现了。再见。”

The truth is that when I'm writing, I write every day, workaholic dweeb or not.

事实是在我作过程中，我每天都要，管他工作狂马屁精什么的。

A few suck-ups can be good for everyone.

有几个马屁精对每个人都有。

She was all over him at the office party, What a sick of that.

办公室聚会的时候，她对他大献殷勤。个马屁精！

I don't, I hate Joseph, ok. I think he's a brown-nosing suck up.

我不爱，我恨乔瑟夫。我认为他是个褐色鼻子的马屁精。

Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything.

想象下这个马屁精为所有事背黑锅。

Next is the older kiss-up. Now, this brother or sister is very, very, like, parent-like.

接下来是比较大的马屁精。这类型的哥哥或姊姊非常非常像老妈子。

You Ph.D's gonna go suck up like Kripke? No.

你们几个博士都要去当马屁精吗? 才不会。

Okay, so what, you want me to be like a teacher's pet?

所以是怎样，你想让我当老师的小马屁精吗？

I see I should addshameless suck-up to the list.

我想我又得在名单里再填一个\n不知羞耻的马屁精了。

That boot-licking mole was my war chancellor.

那个马屁精是我的战场总指挥。

For example: That suck-up in class who always gets the lecturers full attention, or the brown-noser at work who barely does any work, but gets promotions.

课堂上的奉承者，总能引起讲师注意；或是工作中马屁精，他们几乎不做任何工作却能得到晋升。

You could even just cut to the chase and call the person themselves a placebo, which, according to the OED, meant " a flatterer, a sycophant, [or] a parasite."

你甚至可以开门见山地把这个人称为“placebo”，根据牛津英语词典，“placebo”的意思是“奉承者、马屁精、[或]寄生虫。”

Also, I didn't want to sound like a workaholic dweeb (just a workaholic, I guess) .

同样，我那么说是因为我不想让自己显得像个工作狂马屁精（我猜最多是工作狂而已）。

I'm not sure… well, first, it couldn't be George. He is such a kiss-ass. He'd wash the boss's dog if he asked.

不清楚。嗯，首先我觉得不会是乔治。他是个大马屁精，即使老板去叫他给狗洗澡，他也会去的。

" At least, you will if you trot along to Gregory the Smarmy's corridor round about five o'clock tomorrow."

“如果明天你五点钟左右赶到马屁精里的走廊，就肯定能看到。”