All right. Where do we stand on crosseyed Mike?

好的，大家觉得眼麦克如何啊？

No wonder this sometimes cross-eyed cat from Sheridan, Oregon, has gone viral with millions of views.

难怪这只来自俄勒冈州谢里丹偶尔会眼的猫能够走红，并拥有数百万的播放量。

And hey, thanks for teaching us " Crossed-eyed Mary." You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.

谢谢们什么是《眼玛莉》 兄弟们 们得玩游戏的时候玩一次。

Corns. I never used to get corns.

眼 从来没长过眼。

" Found something to cure his corns" .

“找到了治愈他眼的方法”。

" My corns are very painful, " said the mate.

“的眼很痛，”大副说。

" Corns" (corns) are small thick spots of dead skin, especially on your feet.

“眼”（眼）是死皮的小而厚的斑点，尤其是在的脚。

Many people have corns, little bits of dead skin, on their feet.

许多人的脚都有眼，即小块死皮。

Each probe has 100 to 1,000 corns.

每个探针有 100 到 1,000 个眼。

The cross-eyed child began waving dutifully.

眼的孩子开始尽职尽责地挥手。

Yeah, he's cross-eyed. - Or is he?

有啊 他是眼 -真的吗？

First, Basil II, the eventual winner of the civil war, had Basil the cross-eyed blinded.

首先，巴西尔二世，内战的最终胜利者，让眼的巴西尔失明。

Little baby can't hurt my corns and you're the Greek swan that dumped on my jellyfish, you got me?

小宝贝不能伤害的眼，而是倾倒在水母身的希腊天鹅，明白了吗？

Francesca: You're looking at some of the most common foot conditions: blisters, corns, bunions, calluses, and athlete's foot.

Francesca：您看到的是一些最常见的足部疾病：水泡、眼、拇囊炎、老茧和香港脚。

If anyone seemed alive at that moment it was the serene Amaranta, who had even had enough time to cut her corns.

如果说那一刻谁还活着， 那就是安详的阿玛兰塔，她甚至有足够的时间切眼。

He usually had a cross-eyed child with him, and I could see him nudge the child, so that it too waved to me.

他通常带着一个眼的孩子， 可以看到他推了推孩子， 所以它也向招手。

" I wouldn't be surprised if that shoe type caused pain between the toes and possibly even corns from the pressure. Ingrown toenails wouldn't be out of the question either, " she said.

“如果那种鞋型导致脚趾间疼痛， 甚至可能因压力导致眼疼痛， 不会感到惊讶。 嵌趾甲也不是不可能的， ” 她说。

What the sun, moon, and stars made you so careless (if I may be permitted the expression) as to allow your light and delicate foot to descend upon my corn with so much force?

是什么太阳、月亮和星星让如此粗心（如果可以这样说）， 以至于让轻盈纤细的脚用如此大的力踩在的眼？

Hadn't she bought three pairs of boots all at the same time, and thrown them away the next day, after slashing them with her scissors, on account of her feet, which were covered with corns?

她不是一口气买了三双靴子，第二天用剪刀剪了就扔掉了，因为她的脚长满了眼吗？