Oh, sod off, mate. What are you, her dad?

滚开, 你是她什么人? 她爸爸吗?

It is a wise father that knows his own child, but today a man can boost his paternal (fatherly) wisdom - or at least confirm that he's the kid's dad.

俗话说，贤父知己子，但是如今男人可以提升自己做父亲的智慧，或者至少可以确认自己是孩子的父亲了。

Me. I flunked the exam and my dad's going to kill me.

是我。次考试我考砸了, 我爸会宰了我。

Why don't you take this to dad.

拿给爸爸吧。

In welcoming you to the university, I am reminded of my own high school graduation and the photograph my mom took of my dad and me.

在欢迎你们到来的，我想起自己高中毕业时的情景，有妈妈为我和爸爸拍的合影。

I told mom and dad last night day, they seemed to take it pretty well.

昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像挺好。

Katka's dad was hilarious at the wedding.

卡卡的爸爸在婚礼上很搞笑。

We'd enter the dealership, and my dad would sit while my mom shopped.

我们会进入经销店，我爸爸会坐着等我妈妈去买。

We have a special name for these dads – deadbeat dads.

种爸爸，我们有个专门的称呼：deadbeat dads（游手好闲的父亲）。

And I asked her dad, I said, " Does she sign? " And he says, " Yeah, she does." So I did Merry Christmas to her in sign, and she came right up to me.

我问她爸爸，“她会手语吗？”他说，“是的，她会。”所以我对她做了“圣诞快乐”的手势，然后她就走到我面前。

Can my dad borrow one of your pearl necklaces?

我爸能借用你的珍珠项链吗？

Thanks, dad! You rock! uh, you--whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! here--some ground rules.

谢谢爸爸！你真棒！-听着，注意规矩。

I hated this one when I was a kid because if I was feeling cranky, my dad would always see it and he would always point it out.

我小时候很讨厌个词，因为如果我脾气不好，我爸爸就会看到，然后指出来。

My dad tried to stop her. Hey! he says as she's catapulting herself on board. What are you doing? You're getting mud everywhere! So true, too.

爸爸试图阻止她，嘿！她在车里跳来跳去的时候，爸爸喊道，你在干什么？你把烂泥弄得到处都是！

It's not very likely you will make world's greatest dad, if you can't entertain a child without a using an iPad.

你不大可能会成为世界上最好的爸爸，如果你没办法不用iPad就能取悦孩子的话。

But the lion's share of our heart cells are actually polyploid, meaning two or more copies from mom, two or more copies from dad.

但我们心脏细胞的大部分是多倍体，也就是说从父亲或母亲处遗传到两套或两套以上的染色体。

Not this pizza place. It's a rat hole. But once your dad comes to his senses and stops being petulant, he'll come home.

个披萨店不好玩。是个鼠洞。等你们的爸恢复清醒不再使性子，他就会回来。

I could see my dad there with a big smile.

我能看见我的父亲站在那儿，脸上满是笑容。

I understand, like my dad, they lay in bed staring at night, staring at the ceiling, wondering, " Can I keep my health care? Can I pay my mortgage" ?

我知道，就像我的父亲样，他们躺在床上凝视着夜晚，凝视着天花板，想知道：" 我能维持我的医疗保险吗？我可以贷款吗？"

One reason dad knew how to die young is that he almost did it, twice.

我父亲知道如何在“年轻”时死亡，因为他几乎曾经历过两次。