The problem is that Bill here is an arsehole.

题就是这位比尔是个混蛋。

No, he really does think that Bill is an arsehole.

不 他真的觉得比尔就是个混蛋。

Tell Billy he's an arsehole. - What?

告诉比他是个混蛋 -怎么？

Good, because you were a real arsehole.

好了 你之前可病得不轻。

You didn't miss anything, Vi, only Mason being an arsehole.

你也没错过什么 小维 只是错过梅森的可恶模样。

Where was I? - Arsehole of the Earth.

我说到哪了 - 地球的屁眼。

Philip just hadto be the man of the family, and I was an arsehole, and Mum didn't leave her rooms.

只是必须成为家里的男人， 而我是个混蛋， 妈妈没有离开她的房间。

My sister and her arsehole baby are staying with me while she goes for interviews. I get more sleep here.

我妹妹去面试的这段时间 和她那讨厌鬼孩子住我家 我在这里睡得更好。

The point I'm trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have misfortune to meet.

我想说的是，我是最讨厌、最粗鲁、最无知的人、彻头彻尾的讨厌鬼，任何人遇到我都是一种不幸。