The bards sang of the brave deeds of their ancestors and praised the accomplishments of warrior kings — and composed biting satires about cowardly or selfish leaders.
So clearly, the answer is to just smack more cows into pyramids, to send out more of these sorts of missions and get a sense of what happens when we whack things really bard in the solar system.
At each corral he passed, the rider leaped from his horse, pouch in hand, sprang upon the back of another horse already saddled and in waiting, and was off as bard as he could go.
In 1582, Shakespeare was married to Anne Hathaway — not that one — the daughter of a local landowner who was eight years senior to the 18-year-old bard.