I've got to scrub out the bedpans in the hospital wing.

我得去医院里把夜壶给擦干净。

Are you cool with bedpans, catheters, or, going back to diapers?

你是用，管还是骑布？

You know you tagged yourself as the bedpan in my hospital pic, right?

你知道你在我发的住院照片上把自己圈成了便，对吧？

Some describe the closeness they have with the people whose bedpans they change, whose medications they administer.

一些护工描述了她们与被照顾的人之的亲密关系，她们给这些人更换便、给他们服药。

I used to change bedpans for a living, junior.

我也曾靠换屎子挣钱糊口 小屁孩。

Alex thinks hopefully that his face might be in a bedpan.

亚历克斯希望他的脸可能在便里。

I found a steel bedpan in one load and a pair of surgical shears in another (the bedpan was of no practical use, but the shears were a damned handy kitchen implement) .

我从一批待洗件里找到过一个钢便，从另外一批里找到过一把外科手术剪（便没有什么实际用途，但那把见鬼的剪子可是件很有用的厨房用品）。

Would you like to eat a brownie – shaped like a piece of poop, or slurp delicious soup – out of a newly-sanitized bedpan, or drink a freshly-squeezed glass of juice – into which someone had dipped a sterilized cockroach?

你想吃一块形状像便便的核仁巧克力饼，还是想喝一口刚消毒过的便里的美味汤，或者喝一杯刚榨过的果汁——有人在里面蘸了一只消毒过的蟑螂？