Well, Catherine, it sounds like you might be a time bender.

好吧，凯瑟琳，听起来你个总迟到的人。

Are you on drugs? Everyone thinks you're off on a bender. -I wish.

你不嗑药了? 们都以为你嗑疯了。-倒希。

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It was just a fender bender.

没事，只小刮小蹭。

Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine.

发生了一点小事故 不过没事。

RIPLEY : Though this fender bender is a human error.

虽然个小车祸人为的错误。

Let's hear her definition of a time bender.

让们来听听她对总迟到的人的定义。

I want to, but...my mom's gonna be back from her bender any day now, and I should be there.

也想，妈妈也喝得差不多该回来了，应该在家里等她。

Well Jenny, a time bender is actually somebody we all know very well.

珍妮，总迟到的人其实们都很了解的人。

I don't hold your hand if you go on a bender. I believe in behavior modification. -Hmm. Some muffins?

而在你喝酒之时不会阻止你的。相信行为矫正。-嗯。来些松饼吗？

OK, so I might be a time bender – someone who doesn't allow enough time to get somewhere.

好吧，所以可能一个总迟到的人——一个不会留有足够时间的人。

If you go on a bender, you spend time drinking alcohol heavily.

如果你去豪饮，你就会花时间大量饮酒。

I never got a straightforward answer, obviously, because Aristotle never wrote about, like, fender benders involving horse-drawn carriages in ancient Athens.

很显然，始终没有得到直接的答案，因为亚里斯多德从来没有写过关于古雅典马车小擦撞事故的内容。

Some of them are small, like breaking your ankle or a fender bender.

其中一些很小，例如脚踝骨折或挡泥板弯曲。

By the way, I wanted to ask you why bender?

顺便问一下，想知道为什么叫御术师？