Are you on drugs? Everyone thinks you're off on a bender. -I wish.

你是不是嗑药? 我们都以为你嗑疯。-我倒希望是。

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It was just a fender bender.

我没事，只是小刮小蹭。

Well, Catherine, it sounds like you might be a time bender.

好吧，凯瑟琳，听起来你是个总迟到的人。

Let's hear her definition of a time bender.

让我们来听听她对总迟到的人的定义。

If you go on a bender, you spend time drinking alcohol heavily.

如果你去豪饮，你就会花时间大量饮酒。

Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine.

生小事故 不过没事。

RIPLEY : Though this fender bender is a human error.

虽然这个小车祸是人为的错误。

Well Jenny, a time bender is actually somebody we all know very well.

珍妮，总迟到的人其实是我们都很解的人。

I want to, but...my mom's gonna be back from her bender any day now, and I should be there.

我也想这样，但是我妈妈也喝得差不多该回来，我应该在家里等她。

OK, so I might be a time bender – someone who doesn't allow enough time to get somewhere.

好吧，所以我可能是个总迟到的人——个不会留有足够时间的人。

I don't hold your hand if you go on a bender. I believe in behavior modification. -Hmm. Some muffins?

而在你喝酒之时我是我不会阻止你的。我相信行为矫正。-嗯。来些松饼吗？

I never got a straightforward answer, obviously, because Aristotle never wrote about, like, fender benders involving horse-drawn carriages in ancient Athens.

很显然，我始终没有得到直接的答案，因为亚里斯多德从来没有写过关于古雅典马车小擦撞事故的内容。

Some of them are small, like breaking your ankle or a fender bender.

其中些很小，例如脚踝骨折或挡泥板弯曲。

Serena still went on a bender and overdosed.

瑟琳娜饮酒作乐 嗑药过量 这是事实。

There's no one better at turning a meeting into a bender.

他最擅长把商务会谈变成私人狂欢。

The one with the bender in it.

有缓刑的那件案子。

The defendant is in breach of a bender.

被告违反缓刑条件。

How long have we been on this bender? - I love the Oscars.

我们起寻欢作乐多久 -我大爱奥斯卡。

What do you say we go on an epic bender?

不如我们来狂欢场吧？

The next thing we know, Serena wakes up, insists she didn't go on a bender.

我们所知的下件事 就是瑟琳娜醒来后，坚称自己没有去寻欢作乐。