Are you on drugs? Everyone thinks you're off on a bender. -I wish.

你是不是嗑药了? 们都以为你嗑疯了。-倒希望是。

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It was just a fender bender.

没事，只是小刮小蹭。

RIPLEY : Though this fender bender is a human error.

虽然这个小车祸是人为的错误。

I want to, but...my mom's gonna be back from her bender any day now, and I should be there.

想这样，但是妈妈喝得差不该回来了，应该在家里等她。

Well Jenny, a time bender is actually somebody we all know very well.

珍妮，总迟到的人其实是们都很了解的人。

And if common sense tells us that rising sea levels, gender benders, and all the other aspects of a worsening environment will sooner or later put a big break on consumption, why?

常识告诉们，海平面上升、性别扭以及环境恶化的所有其他方面迟早会导致消费大幅下降，为什么呢？

Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine.

发生了一点小事故 不过没事。

This kind of regulation I'm sure you're familiar with. If you've ever had too much coffee or gone on a bit of a bender, you may have experienced the pleasure of having to pee every five minutes.

相信你对这种规定很熟悉。如果你曾经喝了太或大吃大喝，你可能已经体验过每五分钟尿尿一次的乐趣。

Unless you capped the weekend off by going on a bender, this means that the following morning could be your most productive time of the week.

除非你周末的最后一天在狂欢聚会，否则星期一上午就可能是你一周中最有效率的时间。

That's what your mom said, but if it was something else, like, I don't know, she got into a little fender bender, you could tell me.

那是你老妈说的，但如果有其他原因，比如说… … 她出了点小事故，你可以告诉啊。

I never got a straightforward answer, obviously, because Aristotle never wrote about, like, fender benders involving horse-drawn carriages in ancient Athens.

很显然，始终没有得到直接的答案，因为亚里斯德从来没有写过关于古雅典马车小擦撞事故的内容。

A nebula entering a spiral arm might hit another one already in there — a cosmic fender bender.

一个进入旋臂的星云可能会撞上已经在那里的另一个——一个宇宙碰撞。

Let's hear her definition of a time bender.

让们来听听她对总迟到的人的定义。

So, we'll be looking at things like global warming, the loss of in particular tropical forests, persistent organic chemicals known as gender benders, because they can seriously affect the sexual development of animals.

所以，们会关注全球变暖，特别是热带森林的消失，被称为性别扭的持久性有机化学物质，因为它们会严重影响动物的性发育。

Well, Catherine, it sounds like you might be a time bender.

好吧，凯瑟琳，听起来你是个总迟到的人。

If you go on a bender, you spend time drinking alcohol heavily.

如果你去豪饮，你就会花时间大量饮酒。

OK, so I might be a time bender – someone who doesn't allow enough time to get somewhere.

好吧，所以可能是一个总迟到的人——一个不会留有足够时间的人。

And we heard about time benders – not really people who bend time – but people who are always late because they don't allow enough time to get somewhere.

们听到了" 总迟到的人" ——并不是指那些扭时间的人——而是那些总是迟到的人，因为他们没有留出足够的时间到达某处。

Some of them are small, like breaking your ankle or a fender bender.

其中一些很小，例如脚踝骨折或挡泥板弯。

By the way, I wanted to ask you why bender?

顺便问一下，想知道为什么叫御术师？