Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是大烟管吗，妈妈？拜托，我不知道你还有这种爱好。

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前不回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处都是这声。

Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你说什么？你用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，这是一爱着你女人乒乓声。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

你都不知道怎么吸水烟，现在你来告诉我怎么飞叶子？

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是不够。我们住哪儿，这儿，和你室友们吗？卫生间里唯一装饰是一水烟枪。

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更亮砰砰声。

How long did it take you to build that bong?

你花了多长时间制作那烟管？

So I was with some friends and they were trying bong.

所以我跟一些朋友在一起，他们正想抽大麻。

So I was like, okay, I've never seen bong.

所以我当时就想，好吧，我从来没见过大麻。

You know the old days, bing, bong.

你知道以前日子，叮，咚。

And finally, do you think guns go bing bong?

最后，你觉得枪会发出“叮叮当当”声吗？

Gareth in Newcastle says, can you give me a bing bong please, Greg?

来自纽卡斯尔加雷斯说，格雷格，你能给我来“叮咚”吗？

Yes, we'll give you a bing bong.

是，我们会给你一叮当。

Bing bong, Dominic from the future here.

叮咚，未来多米尼克在此。

I just want to live together with all the other bongs.

我只想和其他所有bongs一起生活。

It continues, you're probably, no, it's bing bong, you're probably still annoyed.

接着说，你大概，不，是“叮咚”，你大概还是觉得烦。

We'll be right back with a little comedy bing bong after this.

我们稍后就回来，接着来点搞笑叮咚。

He's close to being a bong ripper.

他差不多就是抽大麻。

You know, I'm sure you enjoyed the occasional bong hit.

我觉得你偶尔抽上几口肯定很享受。