Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

是个大烟管吗，妈妈？拜托，我不你还有种爱好。

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前不回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处都是样的响声。

Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你？你用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，是一个爱着你的女人的乒乓声。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

你都不吸水烟，现在你来告诉我飞叶子？

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是不够的。我们住哪儿，儿，和你的室友们吗？卫生间里唯一的装饰是一个水烟枪。

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更响亮的砰砰声。

Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong, bong, bing.

叮，叮，咚，咚，叮，叮，叮，叮，咚，咚，叮。

How long did it take you to build that bong?

你花了多长时间制作那个烟管？

But now I've got the world's only triple bong.

但现在我有了世界上唯一的三重 бон。

So I was with some friends and they were trying bong.

所以我跟一些朋友在一起，他们正想抽大麻。

So I was like, okay, I've never seen bong.

所以我当时就想，好吧，我从来没见过大麻。

You know the old days, bing, bong.

你以前的日子，叮，咚。

And finally, do you think guns go bing bong?

最后，你觉得枪会发出“叮叮当当”的声音吗？

Gareth in Newcastle says, can you give me a bing bong please, Greg?

来自纽卡斯尔的加雷斯，格雷格，你能给我来个“叮咚”吗？

Yes, we'll give you a bing bong.

是的，我们会给你一个叮当响。

Bing bong, Dominic from the future here.

叮咚，未来的多米尼克在此。

I just want to live together with all the other bongs.

我只想和其他所有的bongs一起生活。

It continues, you're probably, no, it's bing bong, you're probably still annoyed.

接着，你大概，不，是“叮咚”，你大概还是觉得烦。

We'll be right back with a little comedy bing bong after this.

我们稍后就回来，接着来点搞笑的叮咚响。