It was worse than nuclear cooties.

比碰还遭。

I'm not attracted, but girls had cooties.

我不感兴趣，但女孩们有“病菌”。

They had cooties and you couldn't admit you liked a girl.

他们有，你不能承认你喜欢一个女孩。

And it's almost like a prophylactic against like pop music cooties or whatever.

这几乎就像是对抗流行音乐“病毒”或其他什么的预防施。

Fae cooties. I'm not big on sick peeps.

生病的异种 我没什么兴趣看啊。

Barney, I'm not afraid of catching your cooties, 'kay?

巴尼 我才不怕传染上你的呢 好吗？

Really? Ted's not afraid of cooties?

真的? 泰德连不怕?

Well, watch out. Cooties are contagious.

那你当心点 脑残体是会传染的。

Its freelance writers touching on topics as diverse as modern slavery or the sexism of fellow cootie, a revered musician.

它的自由撰稿人涉及现代奴隶制或同胞傻瓜的性别歧视等各种主题，一位受人尊敬的音乐家。