One of the doors led to a cushy rodent pad complete with wood shavings, fresh produce and even Cheerios, while the other led to a shallow pool of water.
The ambition is to make life as cushy as possible for workers - not just to get people back into the office, but also to aid recruitment in a tight labour market.
So all that goo is well-protected by the bones of your vertebrae and cranium, as well as membrane layers, or meninges, before being bathed in a cushy waterbed of clear cerebrospinal fluid.
He turned to his aides: " Were we aware of this? " Washington's revolving door, whereby bureaucrats responsible for regulating industries move to cushy corporate jobs in the same sectors, slowed efforts further.