You're given a whole chicken each, which you eat in the medieval way, using your hands instead of cutlery, and you're entertained by competitions where the horseback riders attempt to knock one another off their horses.
They're part of a bunch of celebrities starring in a new video for World Environment Day - encouraging you, the consumer, to swap out your single-use plastic staples like straws and cutlery to combat the plastics crisis.
They abandoned the drive-in concept in favor of a walk-up counter, and they stopped using cutlery and dishes entirely, replacing them with disposable paper packaging.
" Who said that? " asked Ove and looked at the triple set of cutlery in front of him on the table, the way one might look at a box that had just been opened while someone said, " Choose your weapon."
We never have to find out how much it can tarnish love to be with someone who has a different idea of a cutlery drawer or the correct way to suspend a towel.
Each person in England uses an average of 18 single-use plastic plates and 37 items of plastic cutlery every year, according to Defra, while just 10% of those are recycled.