Well, Mark said that you should wear a diaper.

好吧，Mark说过你应该穿一。

Hold still while I change this yucky diaper.

我换下这恶心的，别动哦。

Excuse me, where do you keep the diapers?

请问在哪里？

Manny's putting him in his swimming diaper.

曼尼在给他换游泳。

I don't remember him changing a single diaper.

我记得他连一都没换过。

There are no diapers for children.

没有儿童用的。

He can play with him. And he can change his diaper.

他可以跟他玩； 还可以帮他换。

What a good boy! Lets get this icky diaper off you.

乖宝宝！我们把这个讨厌的脱下来。

But I might hold him wrong. Or put his diaper on wrong.

但是我可能用错误的方法抱他， 或是把片穿错了。

I couldn't even change his diaper. I was so nervous and anxious.

“我甚至没法给他换。我当时又紧张又焦虑。

And besides...I know that cry, and somebody else is changing that diaper.

另外... 我知道这哭声啥意思，该有人去换了。

Not until I change her diaper. Could you just give me two minutes?

除非我给她换个片。请等我两分钟好吗？

A race called Diapers to Dorms Dash.

一个名为“向前冲”的比赛。

Change his diaper. Do little stuff like that.

做一些小事情，比如给孩子换之类的。

Yeah, which is where we buy diapers.

没错，就是买的地方啊。

Help me diaper the baby, will you?

帮我替宝宝包，好吗？

You could sell diapers to a Sumo.

你的口才绝对可以把不湿卖给相扑手。

" Do surgeons really wear diapers through long surgeries? "

“外科医生真的会在长时间的手术中穿吗？”

Now, let's put on a new diaper.

现在，我们来穿新的。

I wanted this to work so much. I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas.

我真希望我们能合得来，我还在替它换，替它抓跳蚤。