In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.

在鸟的文化里 这很混球的。

My piece of advice is stop being a dick to everyone.

我的建议是别对每个人都那么混蛋。

And not be dicks about it. - Yes. Exactly.

别再纠结于它。- 对，正是。

Well, good, man. Don't say anything, 'Cause you're a dick. End of story.

好吧，哥们。什么也别说了，你是一混球。这样。

It was only afterwards though that we discovered birds are kind of dicks.

而正是因为飞机的出现，人类才发现鸟类带来的弊病。

But because the snacks are so cheap, I'm gonna break the rules, and I'm gonna take spotted dick is coming home with me.

但因为小零食很便宜，我打算打破规则，葡萄干布丁归我了。

This was especially the case if the driver just happened to be a bit of an epic dick.

尤其是机碰巧是个大混蛋。

Don't act like he hasn't been a dick his whole career.

别以为他整个职业生涯都不是混蛋。

He may have been popular, but he wasn't a dick about it.

他可能很受欢迎，但他并不是一个混蛋。

Also, let's say the guy is a dick.

另外，假设这个男的是个混蛋。

I'm not going to be a dick.

我不会对她刻薄。

And I'm like, That's the problem with people, so many of them are dicks!

而且我想，这是问题所在，这么多人都是混蛋！

We eat completely normal stuff like jellied eels, blood pudding, and spotted dick, okay?

我们吃的东西完全正常，比如凝胶状的鳗鱼、血肠和斑点布丁，好吧？

And so when that came, that please forgive me for being I think a dick.

所以当那一刻到来时，那是请原谅我，我觉得我像个混蛋。

I forget spoilers like five minutes later, but, um, I feel like I know a little bit more about, I'm more familiar with Karo and it sounds like Kyubey is a dick from what everyone is saying.

我通常五分忘了剧透的内容，不过，呃，我感觉自己对Karo了解更多了，也更熟悉了。 而且，从大家的话来看， Kyubey听起来像个混蛋。

So I actually have been a dick in loads of occasions and like, I'm not this, my narrative was kind of warped like in the first place, which obviously it is in every way for everyone.

所以实际上我在很多场合都当过混蛋， 而且，我并不是这样的， 我的叙述从一开始有点扭曲，这显然在各个方面对每个人来说都是如此。

A man who's truly masculine serves others like the silverback and the gorilla tribe, who instead of just thinking about getting his dick wet, he's thinking about how can we make this gorilla tribe more successful?

一个真正具有男性气质的人会像银背大猩猩一样为群体服务，他不会只想着自己，而是思考如何让这个大猩猩群体更加成功？

Kind of nastiness, as you know, it's hard to write a children's book where your central your narrative voice is is actually kind of a bit of a dick, you know, like when he's a kid.

有点恶心，你知道，写一本儿童书很难， 尤其是当你故事的叙述者实际上有点像个混蛋的时候，像他还是个孩子的时候。

There's a big misunderstanding or kerfuffle because he has a half-brother that's a dick, and he messes up all of these peace treaties that are going on by killing, well, maiming a load of horses.

由于他有个混蛋同父异母的兄弟， 这导致了一场巨大的误会或混乱，这个兄弟破坏了正在进行的所有和平条约， 手段是杀害，或者说，残害了一大群马。

And the only sustained whole memory of his wife that we see other than like snippets here and there is him being a dick about the worn out book she's reading and his past self.

而除了零星片段外，我们看到他对妻子唯一持续完整的记忆，是他对自己过去那个样子以及她正在读的那本旧书表现出的冷漠态度。