So he could figure out how to drug-test pigeons-and catch dopers in the act.

这样他就能了解如何对鸽子进行药物测试，并当场捉住服用了剂的赛鸽。

I feel like it gets no doper than that.

我没有比这更好的了。

Tonight, look at what Nancy Guide Company, another alleged doper speaking out.

今晚, 我们会深入调查南希指导公司, 这是另一家涉牵涉剂丑闻在内的公司。

WADA's task, meanwhile, is made harder by the fact that, unlike dopers, it must operate in the open, leaving its methods vulnerable to attack.

与此同时，由于测试必须公开进行，测试在，剂使用者在暗，这使测试方式很容易被钻空子，世界反剂机构(WADA)的测试任务也变更加艰巨。

Instead of like, stronger, higher, faster, it's like, doper, fresher, I don't know, you know?

不是更强、更高、更快，而是更酷、更潮，你知道的。

And I think I speak for cool kids everywhere when I say, there's simply nothing doper than a totally bitchin' lace stamp, I'm just worried it might be too cool.

我想我可以代表各地的酷孩子们说，没有什么比一枚绝对炫酷的蕾丝邮票更棒了，我只是担心可能酷过头了。

I just want them to be banned, like I did with the dopers when they were cheating in sport.

我只是希望他们被禁赛，就像我当初对那些在体育比赛中作弊的使用剂的人一样。