So he could figure out how to drug-test pigeons-and catch dopers in the act.

这样他就能了解如何鸽子进行药物测试，并当场捉住服用了兴奋鸽。

I feel like it gets no doper than that.

我觉得它没有比这更好了。

Tonight, look at what Nancy Guide Company, another alleged doper speaking out.

今晚, 我们会深入调查南希指导公司, 这是另一家涉牵涉兴奋丑闻在内公司。

Instead of like, stronger, higher, faster, it's like, doper, fresher, I don't know, you know?

不是更强、更高、更快，而是更酷、更潮，你知道。

I just want them to be banned, like I did with the dopers when they were cheating in sport.

我只是希望他们被禁，就像我当些在体育比中作弊使用兴奋人一样。

WADA's task, meanwhile, is made harder by the fact that, unlike dopers, it must operate in the open, leaving its methods vulnerable to attack.

与此同时，由于测试必须公开进行，测试在明，兴奋使用者在暗，这使得测试方式很容易被钻空子，世界反兴奋机构(WADA)测试任务也变得更加艰巨。

And I think I speak for cool kids everywhere when I say, there's simply nothing doper than a totally bitchin' lace stamp, I'm just worried it might be too cool.

我想我可以代表各地酷孩子们说，没有什么比一枚绝炫酷蕾丝邮票更棒了，我只是担心它可能酷过头了。