It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像逼广告。

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

你是要当个逼咯。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个大冒。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东混蛋的消息吗？

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中的逼。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

也是有10桶酒的帽。也即是，我的新好友。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能么讨人嫌，因为如果你是的话，你是不会承认的。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因的。

So he's like, you gotta just lean into the douche baggery of it all.

所以他就像，你只需要依靠这一切的冲洗袋。

I just keep getting cast as a douche bag.

- 我一直被当成混蛋。

And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，人就是个混蛋。

He is the douche that sits next to me at the office.

他是坐在办公室我旁的淋浴。

I'm a douche. But look what I can do with my hands.

我是个笨蛋, 但是看看我的手能做什么。

It looks exactly like a douche commercial.

确实很像逼广告。

Are you sure you're not just a massive bag of douche?

你确定你不是个彻头彻尾的白痴吗？