It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些逼广告。

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你要当个逼咯。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他巴士人来说，布莱个臭名昭著超级混蛋。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就个大冒。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋脑残。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用草包丢给我。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混蛋消息吗？

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我天使阵营中逼。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也有10桶酒帽。也即，我新好友。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能那么讨人嫌，因为如果你，你不会承认。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋有原因。

So he's like, you gotta just lean into the douche baggery of it all.

所以他就像，你只需要依靠这切冲洗袋。

I just keep getting cast as a douche bag.

- 我直被当成混蛋。

And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，那人就个混蛋。

He is the douche that sits next to me at the office.

他坐在办公室我旁边淋浴。

I'm a douche. But look what I can do with my hands.

我个笨蛋, 但看看我手能做什么。

It looks exactly like a douche commercial.

确实很像那些逼广告。

Are you sure you're not just a massive bag of douche?

你确定你不个彻头彻尾白痴吗？