I already had two epically failed marriages underneath my belt.

在我的生经 经历了两次婚姻的大失败。

And I, Mauer Paskowitz, I wrote an epically crap novel, but I sure as Shinola can sweat like Nixon.

而我 Mauer Paskowitz，我写了个很屎的小说，过我肯定 Shinola 也会像 Nixon一样出汗。

But the real reason that I became interested in ethics is because in 2005, I royally and epically screwed something up.

但我对伦理产生兴趣的真，是为 2005 年，我以非常堂皇壮丽的方式搞砸了一件事。

(Laughter) But the real reason that I became interested in ethics is because in 2005, I royally and epically screwed something up.

（笑声） 但我对伦理学产生兴趣的真是为在 2005 年，我严重地和史诗般地搞砸了一些事情。