Kill me. It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

杀了我 的 人体能在死亡数小时内一直制造气体。

It's nothing personal. I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.

是故意针对你。我只是想我未的侄侄女一吃紫雪糕就胃胀气。

Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey.

我宁愿要一只照顾我。

He's just an awful, flatulent racist.

他只是一个可怕的, 狂热的种族主义者。

Meanwhile, me, I was making money in the USA, but the closest thing I had to a friend was the flatulent co-worker I took my cigarette breaks with.

与此同时， 我在美国赚钱，但我最亲近的朋友是和我一起抽烟的那位吹气的同事。