Kill me. It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

杀了我吧 没用的 人体能在死亡内一直制造气体。

It's nothing personal. I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.

是故意针对你。我只是想我未来的侄子侄女一吃紫雪糕就胃胀气。

Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey.

我宁愿要一只猴子来照顾我。

He's just an awful, flatulent racist.

他只是一个可怕的, 狂热的种族主义者。

Meanwhile, me, I was making money in the USA, but the closest thing I had to a friend was the flatulent co-worker I took my cigarette breaks with.

与此同， 我在美国赚钱，但我最亲近的朋友是和我一起抽烟的那位吹气的同事。